“I am not going to sit here and be dictated to by those who are probably white, male, and non-Muslim about what I should be fighting.” New York, February 6 – A leading Muslim women’s activist sought to allay concerns ...
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Feed SubscriptionNGO Cites Poll Showing 50% Of Arabs Want Migrants Deported To Prove Jews Are Racist
“We dispute the categorizing people as ‘Jewish’ or ‘Arab’ for the poll,” the report read. “NGO work calls for that distinction to be made only when it fits the narrative of evil-Jews.” Tel Aviv, February 7 – A human-rights-monitoring group ...
Read More »Country That Slaughters Natives Of Lebanon, Iraq, Syria, Really Concerned About Palestinian Indigenous Rights
The mullahs’ regime, which also oppresses non-Shiite Arabs within Iran, maintains a policy of making pronouncements on the importance of Palestinians determining their own fate. Tehran, February 8 – A Middle Eastern state engaged in multiple military conflicts in the region ...
Read More »Abbas Calls For Non-Violent Stabbing, Shooting, And Vehicular Homicides
Commentators differ on whether Abbas’s plea for nonviolent Palestinian violence will resonate with the people. Ramallah, February 8 – The president of the Palestinian Authority appeared to accusations today that he and his administration incite violence against Israelis, issuing a ...
Read More »But Letting Jews Live In Our Town Violates The Status Quo!
By Tina Swann, Zoning Board member Mahwah, February 7 – If there’s one thing I’ve learned from studying international news, it’s the importance of the so-called Status Quo when it come to Jews and what governs their relations with non-Jews. Anything ...
Read More »Palestinians Now Just Sticking ‘Talmudic’ At Random Into Propaganda
Speechwriters for prominent Palestinian officials have been instructed to append the menacing word “Talmudic” to various nouns associated with Israel. Jerusalem, February 7 – Diminishing returns on terminology on which Palestinian activists once relied to provoke outrage in the Muslim ...
Read More »Women Manufactured with Planned Obsolescence, Says Trade Group
It continued with a litany of other grievances, notable among them the apparent deafness of GOD to centuries of complaints. Holon, February 6 – A trade group representing buyers of female reproductive partners has accused the manufacturer of designing the ...
Read More »Seeing Movement Backfire, Israel Prosper, Other Countries Demand BDS Target Them Too
If one were to construct an investment portfolio only of firms BDS dislikes, such a portfolio would outperform index funds by a significant margin. London, February 5 – Economists and financial experts are advising governments to be targeted by the ...
Read More »Female MKs Challenge Oren Hazan To Penis-Measuring Contest
“He better not blow this.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Women legislators from across the political spectrum voiced their frustration today with a colleague whose antics they contend shames the parliament, and dared him to measure his dong against theirs, with ...
Read More »UN Agency To Keep Migrants Deported From Israel Stateless Till They Can Return
“I am confident we can count on Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, and other Arab states to provide hospitality for untold generations of this new population of refugees.” Geneva, January 31 – Officials at the United Nations Relief and Works Agency ...
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