It’s a model that has served human rights groups for quite some time. Evin Prison, February 21 – Activists at some of the world’s leading human rights advocacy organizations have been paying close attention to the atrocities and abuses taking ...
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By Dee Luszenal Everyone ready? I’m about to submit a comment on this website, a comment that will once and for all bring the whole Arab-Israeli conflict to an end with its manifest sanity, compelling points, humanity, cogent reasoning, and ...
Read More »Palestinians Threaten Protests Over Having Protests Ignored
“It’s as if our efforts to kill, maim, abuse, and dispossess Jews don’t even exist, leaving only the option of trying to kill, maim, abuse, and dispossess Jews until people notice again.” Ramallah, February 20 – Cumulative frustration at seeing ...
Read More »Oxfam To Recruit Judah After Encounter With Prostitute
Organization executives explained that the incident demonstrated to them his dedication to suppressing coverage of his sexual escapades. Timnah, February 19 – A leading consortium of charities dedicated to fighting poverty in the developing world offered a high-ranking position to ...
Read More »Study Finds Right Distance At Which People Walking Toward Each Other Can Pretend Just Saw Each Other
It would otherwise be followed by weirdness as they continue to walk toward each other but have nothing more to say. Rehovot, February 13 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have succeeded in quantifying the maximum distance at ...
Read More »J Street Warns Continued Existence Of Israel Will Cause Antisemitism
Analysts consider the right-wing Israeli government’s likelihood of adopting Mr. Ben-Ami’s proposal low. Washington, February 14 – The director of a lobbying group that bills itself as “pro-Israel, pro-peace” urged the Jewish State to consider dissolving itself to prevent outbreaks ...
Read More »41 MKs Face Corruption Charges After Accepting Valentine’s Day Bouquets
The revelations came on the heels of a police decision to recommend criminal prosecution for Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu in two cases. Jerusalem, February 15 – Scandal continued to rock Israel’s political scene yesterday as dozens of legislators were swept ...
Read More »Persians Confused To Discover None Of Haman’s Ten Hanged Sons Gay
“Everyone knows this is what happens to gays in this land, and always will, at least for another 2,500 years.” Hamadan, February 15 – Citizens of this Achaemenid realm voiced bewilderment today upon being informed that despite the method by ...
Read More »I Think The Reunion For My Suicide Bombing Class Will Be Lightly Attended
By Semtek Siffor, Jihadist I love reunions. Even if you’re the kind of person who stays in touch with the people in your class after graduation, having everyone gather in one place to reconnect more directly and to reminisce, to ...
Read More »Bracing For Conflict With Israel, Syria Puts Rubble On War Footing
“There’s basically almost nothing left for Israel to destroy, since we’ve done such a good job by ourselves already.” Damascus, February 14 – Embattled President Basher Assad today ordered the crumbling remains of his military and economy to prepare for ...
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