By Semtek Siffor, Jihadist I love reunions. Even if you’re the kind of person who stays in touch with the people in your class after graduation, having everyone gather in one place to reconnect more directly and to reminisce, to ...
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Feed SubscriptionBracing For Conflict With Israel, Syria Puts Rubble On War Footing
“There’s basically almost nothing left for Israel to destroy, since we’ve done such a good job by ourselves already.” Damascus, February 14 – Embattled President Basher Assad today ordered the crumbling remains of his military and economy to prepare for ...
Read More »Haredim Refuse To Participate In Moses’s Military Census
They threatened anyone who gives the coins with violence, excommunication, and a boycott by all other families of their children in marriage. Wilderness of Sinai, February 13 – Ultra-orthodox members of the Israelite people withheld their half-shekel coins this week, ...
Read More »Activists Blast IDF For Shooting Down Iranian Drone Instead Of Granting Asylum
“This is a violation of the drone’s human rights,” declared Amnesty International. Tel Aviv, February 12 – Advocates of offering full residential rights to illegal migrants criticized the Israeli military today for shooting down an Iranian unmanned vehicle Saturday, arguing ...
Read More »Sarsour Assures Jews Polish Mass Murder Of Jews Not Systemic
“I am not going to sit here and be dictated to by those who are probably white, male, and non-Muslim about what I should be fighting.” New York, February 6 – A leading Muslim women’s activist sought to allay concerns ...
Read More »NGO Cites Poll Showing 50% Of Arabs Want Migrants Deported To Prove Jews Are Racist
“We dispute the categorizing people as ‘Jewish’ or ‘Arab’ for the poll,” the report read. “NGO work calls for that distinction to be made only when it fits the narrative of evil-Jews.” Tel Aviv, February 7 – A human-rights-monitoring group ...
Read More »Country That Slaughters Natives Of Lebanon, Iraq, Syria, Really Concerned About Palestinian Indigenous Rights
The mullahs’ regime, which also oppresses non-Shiite Arabs within Iran, maintains a policy of making pronouncements on the importance of Palestinians determining their own fate. Tehran, February 8 – A Middle Eastern state engaged in multiple military conflicts in the region ...
Read More »Abbas Calls For Non-Violent Stabbing, Shooting, And Vehicular Homicides
Commentators differ on whether Abbas’s plea for nonviolent Palestinian violence will resonate with the people. Ramallah, February 8 – The president of the Palestinian Authority appeared to accusations today that he and his administration incite violence against Israelis, issuing a ...
Read More »But Letting Jews Live In Our Town Violates The Status Quo!
By Tina Swann, Zoning Board member Mahwah, February 7 – If there’s one thing I’ve learned from studying international news, it’s the importance of the so-called Status Quo when it come to Jews and what governs their relations with non-Jews. Anything ...
Read More »Palestinians Now Just Sticking ‘Talmudic’ At Random Into Propaganda
Speechwriters for prominent Palestinian officials have been instructed to append the menacing word “Talmudic” to various nouns associated with Israel. Jerusalem, February 7 – Diminishing returns on terminology on which Palestinian activists once relied to provoke outrage in the Muslim ...
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