by Agnes Callamard, Director, Amnesty International
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Feed SubscriptionElders Forget Gentile Blood; Jews Forced To Use Water In Matza For 3,336th Year In A Row
"Preferably the blood of a Christian child, but that's more custom than anything else. There weren't any Christians yet at the Exodus."
Read More »So Cute: You Think Violent Pro-Palestine Activism Aims To Generate Sympathy
by Aisaq Samqaq, Students for Justice in Palestine, Vanderbilt University Chapter
Read More »IDF Finds Second Hunter Biden Laptop In Gaza Tunnel
"Beau died in a Hamas tunnel," responded the president. "He was a hero."
Read More »Ants Undeterred By Oven-Cleaner Rampage
Spring has brought an entirely new clutch of ants that failed to learn the lesson he had aimed to impart to their predecessors.
Read More »Biden OK With Whatever Israel Does As Long As There’s Ice Cream
"Joe wants fudge ripple," the president announced.
Read More »Riot In Knesset Gallery After Beer Sales Halted
Lawmakers paused mid-rant and mid-rude-gesture to gape.
Read More »Lethal Exchange: Study Finds US Police Brutality, Racism Learned From Hamas
US police can only produce a pale imitation of that level of abuse.
Read More »Office Of Inquisition Revived For Use Against Insufficiently ‘Pro-Palestine’ Jews
"Anyone with insufficient devotion to freeing Palestine through blood and fire cannot claim to be progressive."
Read More »Maybe We Should Shift From Decrying ‘Genocide’ Of Palestinians To Welcoming It
by Prince Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud, Crown Prince and Prime Minister, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
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