“We could call on our people to riot in response, but I think that would kind of make their point for them,” admitted a Jordanian official. Cairo, December 28 – Continued unrest in the region following US President Donald Trump’s ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Gun Makers Keep Installing Barrels That Point At Shooter’s Foot
Several international bodies have either blamed Israel for the phenomenon or called on the Jewish State to do more to protect Palestinians from such developments. Hebron, December 27 – Makeshift firearms of Palestinian manufacture continue to roll off the assembly ...
Read More »Mary, Did That Frankincense and Myrrh Come With A Gift Receipt?
By Joseph the carpenter Good morning, my dear wife. Is there any way I can make you more comfortable? Little Jesus looks so sweet, swaddled against you like that. What a lovely picture. Would you like something to eat or ...
Read More »Rabbis: Avoid Arrest For Incitement By Not Wearing Skullcap When Inciting
“It is permissible to temporarily pretend not to be a Torah-observant Jew so that one may speak his or her mind without facing trial by media for incitement.” Har Bracha, December 26 – Jewish religious leaders in Israel have begun counseling their ...
Read More »For A Price, Man Can Get You A Good Spot At The Anti-Corruption Rally
“In exchange for a small fee, I schmooze with some organizers and police, and there you go.” Tel Aviv, December 25 – Saturday night’s demonstration on Rothschild Boulevard against graft, cronyism, and other breaches of public trust in government marked ...
Read More »Twitter Monitoring Temperature Of Hell For Sign When To Ban Hamas Account
A spokesman sought to reassure concerned users that the Hell-temperature-monitoring mechanism would not fall prey to unscrupulous manipulations. San Francisco, December 19 – New safety rules in place at the social media giant Twitter have the corporation taking a newer, firmer ...
Read More »Gov’t Clerks On Strike, No One Notices Difference In Service
Many government and public-sector employees find it difficult to transition from their routine stonewalling of citizens to the stonewalling that takes place as part of a strike. Jerusalem, December 20 – A strike among public-sector workers entered its fourth day ...
Read More »Islamic Countries Puzzled Why So Many Trying To Flee To Europe From Sharia Paradise
“A sophisticated propaganda campaign, perhaps, might account for the people streaming out of our Islamic paradise.” Riyadh, December 21 – Leaders of several Mideast states governed by Islamic Law voiced confusion regarding the phenomenon in which hundreds of thousands of ...
Read More »Palestinian Philosophers Ponder Whether Stone Thrown Not In Presence Of Cameras Was Actually Thrown
A generation of Palestinians has grappled with it but has yet to come close to a definitive answer. Nebi Saleh, December 21 – Some of the Palestinian people’s greatest thinkers gathered today to discuss whether an object such as a ...
Read More »It’s Heartening To Know Der Stürmer’s Legacy Will Be Carried On In Palestinian Textbooks
By Julius Streicher When the Third Reich fell and Germany surrendered in 1945, I though my world was lost. My life’s work, my magnum opus, if you will, died an ignominious death, even before I was hanged at Nürnberg. Little ...
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