They wouldn’t, rachmono litzlon, want to end up like the Chasidim, whose gyrating, dynamic dance moves are downright scandalous. Bnei Brak, November 30 – Scandal erupted this week in the world of Lithuanian Orthodox Jewry when a yeshiva student introduced a ...
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Community leaders have issued public castigation of the police for alleged impotence or timidity in enforcing laws among Arabs, alongside accusations that the police consistently apply a heavier hand in dealing with Arab suspects than when facing Jewish ones. Umm ...
Read More »Doctors Barred From Treating Obese Man Who Identifies As Thin
Under ordinances enacted earlier this year by the State of California, it constitutes a crime to treat another as different from their stated identity Oakland, November 29 – Bay Area physicians will not be allowed to discuss with, let alone offer ...
Read More »New Netanyahu Corruption Probe Over Contract To Pave Paradise, Put Up Parking Lot
The projects include paving paradise, constructing a parking lot at the same location, a contract to operate a big yellow taxi service based there, another to build tree museum, and another to operate the facility and charge people the shekel ...
Read More »If You Boys Don’t Stop Pillaging Shechem I’m Going To Turn This Caravan Around, I Swear
By Jacob Simeon and Levi, I’ve just about had enough from the two of you. One more murderous, plundering outburst like that and I’m going to turn this whole caravan right around and go back to Padan Aram. I mean ...
Read More »Iranian Engineers Propose Using Cranes For Construction As Well As Hanging Gays
“Next you’re going to tell me a school has a function other than storing weapons to use against Jews.” Tehran, November 22 – Technical specialists in Iran’s capital sent a ripple through the country’s construction industry Tuesday morning with the ...
Read More »Renewable Energy Orgs Hail Pact To Heat Russian Homes With Palestinian Hot Air
Palestinians have rendered hot air effectively inexhaustible. Moscow, November 22 – Environmental groups welcomed the announcement today of an agreement between Russia and the Palestinian Authority to provide the former with a large supply of hot air with which to ...
Read More »‘Breaking The Silence’ Spokesman Confesses To Kennedy Assassination
“They will tell you I couldn’t have done it because I wasn’t born for many years when the president was killed, but basic arithmetic is part of the conspiracy of silence.” Tel Aviv, November 23 – Developments in the ongoing drama of ...
Read More »Uproar As Campus Rabbi Permits Use Of Footwear Other Than Ugg Boots
“Someone has to tell this so-called spiritual leader that he can’t just undo tradition with a wave of his hand.” Baltimore, November 23 – Female students at Johns Hopkins University staged a protest today at what they termed the permissive ...
Read More »New Guide Details How Every Food Shows Israel Either Appropriating Or Hatefully Rejecting Palestinian Culture
The guide will soon be released as an app for mobile devices. Tel Aviv, November 22 – Activists combating what they call Israeli appropriation of indigenous Palestinian culture have published a culinary guide that will help users determine whether by ...
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