The List will not be permitted to avail itself of Fifth Column privileges for the next two years, but will be eligible to reapply at the end of 2019. Jerusalem, December 11 – The alliance of four mostly-Arab parties in Israel’s parliament ...
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Feed SubscriptionAfter Slamming ‘Judaizing’ Of Jerusalem, EU Decries ‘Turkification’ Of Turkey
The court found that Turkic peoples invaded Anatolia and that they are not native to the region. Brussels, December 6 – European leaders followed up their negative reaction to American recognition of Israel as Jerusalem’s capital Wednesday by addressing another ...
Read More »Arabs Threaten Violence If Westerners Don’t Stop Stereotyping Arabs As Violent
“How do you get from the default Arab reaction to setbacks being violence to the idea that you can only expect Arabs to react with violence when they don’t get their way?” Jerusalem, December 6 – Arab threats of violence ...
Read More »This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: We Arabs Keep Killing Those Who Tell Us Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
By An Arab Who Doesn’t Want To Get Killed For Saying This Why do we Arabs keep shooting ourselves in the foot? Is it pathological? Why does nothing we achieve have any lasting value? I don’t know about you, but ...
Read More »In Palestinian Jihadi Hell, Terrorists Forced To Hear Rival Groups Boast
The most common combination is Fatah-Hamas. The Underworld, December 7 – Eternal punishment for Palestinians who devoted themselves to political violence involves sitting and listening to the bragging claims of other, competing militants, a spokesman for the Afterlife revealed in ...
Read More »Jews Arrogantly Continuing To Exist, Prosper
Initial efforts to eliminate Jews as a people first occurred during the latter half of the sixth century BCE. Jerusalem, December 6 – Despite thousands of years’ worth of efforts to eradicate them and demonstrate the world does not want ...
Read More »Trump Also Preparing To Recognize Pluto As Planet
“It is past time for the rest of the astronomical community to accept this fact and just move on.” Washington, December 6 – Diplomatic and political figures around the solar system prepared for another expected round of violence after White ...
Read More »Third-Rate Commentators Sadly Archive Unused David Bitan Fat Jokes
All these perfectly good fat jokes are going to go to waist. Tel Aviv, December 5 – Following reports that Coalition Whip David Bitan will step down after being implicated in a corruption investigation, hack writers and pundits across Israel’s ...
Read More »Barak Sticking To Prediction Assad Will Fall In 2012
“I would hope that Netanyahu seizes this opportunity to cultivate closer relations and greater coordination with the current Obama administration, but he’s not doing that.” Kochav Yair, December 4, 2017 – Former Prime Minister and Former Minister of Defense Ehud ...
Read More »Hamas Training Jackals To ‘Prey The Gay Away’
After a successful pilot program within the militia will the unit be authorized to prey the gay away in wider Gazan society. Gaza City, December 4 – Efforts by the ruling Islamist party in this coastal territory to cleanse the ...
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