Rumors have swirled for years that Clinton made a similar crude move on Arafat. Tel Aviv, November 22 – The daughter of Israel’s slain Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin added today to the furor surrounding allegations of sexual misconduct by former ...
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Feed SubscriptionPeace Now Slams Joshua, David, For Promoting Settlement Beyond Green Line
“Joshua and David should have consulted us before they waged their short-sighted campaigns.” Tel Aviv, November 21 – Activists in the country’s leading organization promoting removal of Jewish communities from areas Palestinians claim for a future state are leveling criticism ...
Read More »I Don’t Actually Maintain My Own Naughty/Nice List – The Mossad Does
By Santa Claus North Pole, November 19 – Just before I get absorbed in the busiest part of our annual operation, I think it important to clear up a common misconception: the categorization of people into worthy or unworthy of ...
Read More »Facts That Support Israel’s Version Of Events Should Not Be Dismissed As ‘Israel Claims,’ Israel Claims
Palestinian observers who Israel claims were not present at the meeting characterized it as yet another example of Israeli perfidy. Tel Aviv, November 19 – Media reportage that presents the details of incidents in which Israel’s description matches observable reality ...
Read More »Mossad Keeps Resetting Iran’s Countdown-To-Israel’s-Destruction Clock
“This is at least as advanced as Stuxnet.” Tehran, November 19 – Security officials of the Khamenei regime believe Israel’s secret intelligence service has hacked the clock in Iran’s capital that counts down to the Jewish State’s predicted destruction, causing it to ...
Read More »Kerry Assures 1930’s Jews There’s A Fatwa Against Genocide
Kerry declined to specify what religious authority issued such a fatwa. Washington, November 16 – Former Secretary of State John Kerry has continued his efforts to spread calm in a world troubled by the possibility of escalated sectarian conflict, reassuring Europe’s pre-WWII ...
Read More »Saudi Arabia In Transition From Banning Women Drivers To Stereotyping Them
Observers welcome it as a sign that traditional Saudi society can adapt quickly to such changes. Riyadh, November 16 – Following a change to the law last month that saw the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia make it legal for women ...
Read More »New Solar Energy Technology Uses Glare From Bald Men’s Heads
100,000 bald men wearing these devices and spending at least six hours per week in sunlight can sustain 800 kWh of consumption. Rechovot, November 15 – Weizmann Institute of Science researchers have developed a method to reduce dependence on fossil fuels by harnessing ...
Read More »American Islamists Puzzled By Outrage At Roy Moore
“We support our party’s campaign and the media’s whipping up anger at the guy, but let’s remember it’s all just politics.” Mobile, Alabama, November 15 – As revelations of former Alabama State Supreme Court Judge Roy Moore’s sexual pursuit of minors ...
Read More »Rabbi: Promiscuity, Homosexuality Cause Earthquakes Not To Destroy Knesset
“A truly God-fearing society would see the petty, manipulative, egotistic, narcissistic, greedy blowhards of the Knesset crushed into the ground.” Jerusalem, November 14 – Following the announcement by a prominent Iranian cleric that the deadly earthquake there on Sunday morning ...
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