“Haaretz, at least, should know better, with its out-in-the-open prioritizing of political change over journalistic integrity.” Tel Aviv, January 10 – Members of Israel’s political Opposition and adherents of parties or ideologies at odds with the governing right-wing coalition expressed resignation ...
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It seems to be taken out of The Transformers, He-Man, or something else made to appeal to a ten-year-old. Tehran, January 10 – Political commentators and officials have taken note recently that despite the caricatured, moralizing fantasy connotations of the term, there ...
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Reality has been imitating satire for quite some time, especially at the UN. Los Angeles, January 9 – Officials at Israel’s elite secret intelligence service have engaged writers from the world of entertainment with a knack for foreseeing important developments ...
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By Pharaoh Not that I expect the Arabs of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries CE to take my advice, but I’d have counseled against attacking the nascent Zionist state. My cavalrymen and I could have told you what happens when ...
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The situation isn’t going to improve just because people are resetting their calendars. Eden, January 2 – Heavenly sources reported this evening that the Creator and Ruler of the Universe has issued numerous guffaws over your baseless assumption that the ...
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“I have gained so much damn weight during this research.” Tel Aviv, January 3 – A survey of foodstuffs available in Israel has determined that dishes adopted or adapted from foods Palestinians claim as theirs, and whose use by Israelis represents ...
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The victims have yet to be identified, given the paucity of physical markers remaining from the incident. Denver, January 4 – Five social justice campaigners met grisly deaths today and fourteen others suffered injuries today when they got caught between ...
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Figures show not a single death from a construction site accident among income earners of twenty-five-thousand shekels per month and above. Jerusalem, January 4 – An investigative committee formed to study socioeconomic gaps and to formulate policies to address them ...
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“Iran effectively controls Iraq, Syria, Yemen, and Lebanon, and they’ve got serious sway over in the Gaza Strip, so it couldn’t be much of a stretch.” Tehran, January 3 – Swelling protests against the regime of the Ayatollahs continued today, ...
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The leadership has convened to discuss what can be done, primarily to find a way to blame Israel. Rafah, January 3 – Efforts by the militant Islamist group that controls the Gaza Strip to develop and maintain a subterranean logistical ...
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