The angel declined to divulge the number of blasphemy incidents detected since Twitter implemented notifications for mentions. San Francisco, October 18 – Heavenly enforcers raked with identifying and tracking blasphemy have had a much easier time since social media platforms ...
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“That’s a shame. We like to think big.” Washington, October 19 – Diplomats in Washington, London, Paris, and other capitals voiced disappointment this week that despite betraying Kurds and insisting they not pursue sovereignty after years of indispensable Kurdish help ...
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Prisoners are assigned constructive or rehabilitative work as a matter of course in most societies,” explained the Deputy Warden of Megiddo Prison. Tel Aviv, October 18 – Human Rights Groups have raised concerns that Israel perpetrates unlawful psychological abuse against ...
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They specifically sought Weinstein for the role, given the his longtime exposure to the ways in which power is leveraged to disadvantage women. Los Angeles, October 17 – Influential Hollywood Mogul Harvey Weinstein agreed to accept chairmanship of a Palestinian ...
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The statement cited an impending UNESCO resolution declaring the meteorological phenomena of Israel to be part of Palestinian cultural heritage. Jerusalem, October 16 – As of last Thursday, Jewish liturgy calls for the thrice-daily prayers to begin mentioning God as ...
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“‘Richard?’ Dude, just go by ‘Pradeep’ or whatever your real name is and dispense with the pretense.” Somewhere near Ashkelon, October 15 – IDF technicians manning a battery of Israel’s short-range missile defense system reported this morning they are convinced ...
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“Of course we’re disappointed,” declared a smirking Rabbi Phineas Birnbaum. Caldwell, NJ, October 10 – Municipal authorities ruled with the plaintiffs in a hearing this afternoon that a ritual structure built on public land for the Jewish festival of Tabernacles ...
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By Schlemazel Goldberg We just had our first rain of the season – into the Sukkah, of course, where it has become traditional to clear out the food, furnishings, and other fragile things at least once per Sukkot holiday in ...
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Prisoners undergoing torture in Palestinian Authority jails were unavailable for comment. Jerusalem, October 8 – A new survey of Arab residents of the contested city of Jerusalem indicates that not only do they wish to remain under Israeli sovereignty, rather ...
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Most of the activists remain unaware that Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers did perform in Israel in 1987, as those activists were not yet born. Nablus, October 3 – Following the passing last night of American pop icon Tom Petty, ...
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