The plaza, which covers the area between the security gates and the entrance to the parliament building itself, features no plant life. Jerusalem, September 17 – Inspired by the civic spirit of an American preteen who volunteered to cut the ...
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Feed SubscriptionWith Jewish Population Gone, Syria Boasts 0 Antisemitic Incidents
The Syrian approach is scalable to the entire region. Damascus, September 13 – Officials of President Basher Assad’s regime boasted today that prejudice-monitoring agencies in the country had recorded no verbal or physical assaults against Jews in the last 12 ...
Read More »Education Ministry Replaces Academic Grades With Racism Scale
“The question is not whether we will meet the specific criteria of rolling out the grading reform by a target date, but how inclusive are we?” Jerusalem, September 13 – In an effort to keep Israeli educational practices on pace ...
Read More »Porn Actors In Clip Liked By Cruz Account Now Feel Dirty
The actors have described it as the most degrading experience of their lives. Los Angeles, September 14 – The cast of the hardcore sex scene that came to prominence yesterday after Senator Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” has finally experienced ...
Read More »Rabbis Debate: On All-Women Bus, Must Women Sit In Back?
Must a bus hired to transport a group of women be treated in the same manner as a bus that serves a mixed population, or does the vehicle’s status vary with the composition of its passengers? Bet Shemesh, September 14 ...
Read More »At Suicide Bomber Hut, We Don’t Get Much Repeat Business
By Aiselyu Siffor, proprietor I’ve been in the suicide bomb sales business for years. Business has been, well, booming, and I’ve certainly done well for myself in this line of work, but despite attracting tons of new customers all the time, ...
Read More »PLO Proposes Halt Of Incitement To Genocide Until After Peace Deal
“Netanyahu can’t refuse such an offer without looking like he’s uninterested in a negotiated resolution of the conflict,” observed Roger Cohen of the New York Times. Ramallah, September 13 – Underlining its niche as the moderate Palestinian faction that favors ...
Read More »Labor Pope Moves Toward Canonization Of Rabin
Rabin’s candidacy for sainthood has been a matter of discussion within the Church of the Peace Process for more than twenty years. Tel Aviv, September 12 – The head of one of Israel’s most venerable ideological institutions has initiated a ...
Read More »Saudi Discovers BVD Wife-Beaters Ineffective, Demands Refund
Observers note that Foreet could accept responsibility for the misunderstanding and undertake to exercise greater care in selecting products for purchase, but such a course of action would require violation of at least two taboos. Balagan, Saudi Arabia, September 11 ...
Read More »Museum Of Palestinian Culture Gifted With Original Candies Distributed On 9/11
The exhibit will open this afternoon following a short memorial service for the hijackers. Ramallah, September 11 – Curators at the Museum of Palestine just outside the territory’s de facto capital have announced the acquisition of new items, which will be ...
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