By Yariv Oppenheimer, Peace Now My organization has argued for years that Israel should relinquish the areas it seized in 1967, so that the Palestinians can establish sovereignty there. As for the concern that Jews will then be barred from holy ...
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“You get the feeling whoever answered the door at the other end of the tunnel got spooked as anything.” Khan Younis, October 31 – The realism of seven Islamists’ Halloween corpse costumes proved so compelling yesterday that their colleagues, friends, ...
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“We’re seeing a media master at work,” remarked analyst Kevin Spacey. Jerusalem, October 30 – The David administration made a successful attempt to redirect recent talk of an emerging scandal regarding the king’s alleged affair with a married woman this ...
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Terrorists’ inboxes must be safeguarded from the crap that accumulates in everyone else’s. Washington, October 29 – Online transaction giant PayPal found itself in legal trouble this week after federal authorities noticed that the company’s constant, ubiquitous, unceasing flood of ...
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The situation is made all the more puzzling to the cat in light of her impending third litter of kittens. Jerusalem, October 28 – A street-dwelling feline that found shelter and food scraps in a neighborhood home is experiencing difficulty ...
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The Smiths have collectively realized that their desire to stick it to Waters far outweighs their unwillingness to work together. London, October 25 – Legendary British indie band The Smiths will play together for the first time since 1987, in a series ...
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By the same process, incidentally, pundits, apologists, and politicians have always justified violence against Jews as ‘legitimate resistance to occupation.’ Tel Aviv, October 26 – A groundbreaking new study has confirmed for the first time what many people have concluded ...
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By Mom Is everyone ready for some cake? Good, let’s clear away the plates and I’ll just- wait a minute. Moishe, what’s that I see on yours? Is that gentile blood matza you haven’t eaten? Well, that’s not acceptable. No ...
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Mission supervisors were sent a faulty copy of the order. Rafah, Gaza Strip, October 25 – Field commanders in the militant organization that governs this coastal territory expressed embarrassment today after reports came to light that a printed error had ...
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Industry insiders describe the features as the latest in a long line of adaptations for the Haredi real estate market. Bnei Brak, October 25 – Real Estate developers and architects targeting the Haredi market have identified a trend they hope ...
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