By Jonah the Prophet As a prophet and the son of a prophet, I would be the first to tell you the life of a prophet is no picnic. Even for personalities who crave the limelight and being privy to ...
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Feed SubscriptionNon-Arab Iran Willing To Fight Israel, West To Last Arab
Experts cited the episodic wars between Iran-backed militant groups and Israel, in which thousands of Arabs, i.e. not people from Iran, have been killed. Tehran, September 28 – Iranian officials, presiding over a nation of non-Arabs, restated today their determination ...
Read More »Terrorist Attacks Have Israelis Questioning ‘Normalization’ With Palestinians
“Perhaps some has-been musicians can advocate a strategy to isolate and punish Palestinians until they internalize the need to respect the human rights of Israelis.” Har Adar, Spetember 27 – Three Israelis were killed and a fourth seriously injured in ...
Read More »SS Death Camp Guards Bristle At Being Called Antisemitic
“A guy can’t do his part in the Final Solution without getting assaulted by accusations of Jew-hatred.” Oświęcim, Poland, September 27 – Security personnel at the busiest of the extermination camps in the Third Reich echoed the sentiments of British ...
Read More »Troubled Har Adar Terrorist ‘Martyr’ Consigned To Heavenly Psych Ward
“We’ve seen more and more of these patients recently,” observed Gabriel. Paradise, September 6 – The Palestinian attacker who shot and killed three Israelis and injured a fourth this morning at a community northwest of Jerusalem, and was fatally shot ...
Read More »Penitence For Lust Is A Serious Chick Magnet
By Cantor Anthony Weiner The days leading up to Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, always carry a special intensity. As one who leads the services in the synagogue on that solemn day, I am acutely aware of the need ...
Read More »Palestinians To Build Nuclear Overreactor
The favored scenario involves waiting for some minor Israeli action to be used as a pretext, then announcing the demolition of an ancient Jewish shrine where the overreactor will be built. Ramallah, September 25 – Officials of the Palestinian Authority have launched ...
Read More »Religious Parties Threaten To Topple Government If Knesset Not Gender-Segregated
“It’s only fitting that the place that shares its name with the Hebrew term for a synagogue be governed by similar rules.” Jerusalem, September 24 – Leaders of the ultra-orthodox parties in Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s governing coalition flexed their ...
Read More »Report: Competent Kurdish State Will Cause Instability, Palestinian Terror State Just Fine
The Middle East isn’t used to competent administration; it would be irresponsible to introduce such a thing. Mosul, September 24 – Analysts from a cadre of nations and entities monitoring the fluid, chaotic situation in the Middle East have concluded ...
Read More »Researchers Develop Strongest-Yet Virtue-Signaling Transmitter
“Soon, the wokest hot take on any development won’t just be the province of Slate, Vox, or Jezebel.” Tel Aviv, September 19 – Engineers and physicists working on a joint project between Tel Aviv University and the research departments of ...
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