“You get the feeling whoever answered the door at the other end of the tunnel got spooked as anything.” Khan Younis, October 31 – The realism of seven Islamists’ Halloween corpse costumes proved so compelling yesterday that their colleagues, friends, ...
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“We’re seeing a media master at work,” remarked analyst Kevin Spacey. Jerusalem, October 30 – The David administration made a successful attempt to redirect recent talk of an emerging scandal regarding the king’s alleged affair with a married woman this ...
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Terrorists’ inboxes must be safeguarded from the crap that accumulates in everyone else’s. Washington, October 29 – Online transaction giant PayPal found itself in legal trouble this week after federal authorities noticed that the company’s constant, ubiquitous, unceasing flood of ...
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The situation is made all the more puzzling to the cat in light of her impending third litter of kittens. Jerusalem, October 28 – A street-dwelling feline that found shelter and food scraps in a neighborhood home is experiencing difficulty ...
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The Smiths have collectively realized that their desire to stick it to Waters far outweighs their unwillingness to work together. London, October 25 – Legendary British indie band The Smiths will play together for the first time since 1987, in a series ...
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By the same process, incidentally, pundits, apologists, and politicians have always justified violence against Jews as ‘legitimate resistance to occupation.’ Tel Aviv, October 26 – A groundbreaking new study has confirmed for the first time what many people have concluded ...
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By Mom Is everyone ready for some cake? Good, let’s clear away the plates and I’ll just- wait a minute. Moishe, what’s that I see on yours? Is that gentile blood matza you haven’t eaten? Well, that’s not acceptable. No ...
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Mission supervisors were sent a faulty copy of the order. Rafah, Gaza Strip, October 25 – Field commanders in the militant organization that governs this coastal territory expressed embarrassment today after reports came to light that a printed error had ...
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Industry insiders describe the features as the latest in a long line of adaptations for the Haredi real estate market. Bnei Brak, October 25 – Real Estate developers and architects targeting the Haredi market have identified a trend they hope ...
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Under Queen Victoria, British archaeologists and adventurers scoured the world for treasures and shipped them back home, where they now take pride of place at London exhibits. Baghdad, October 24 – Black-market operatives in the archaeological field hoping to score ...
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