“Why should anyone be surprised that they would do the same to a US state with an actual city named Palestine?” Houston, August 28 – Political and media figures in the Palestinian Territories have determined who lies behind the flooding ...
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As the import of the announcement sank in, the assembly of journalists transformed into profanity-laced pandemonium. Givatayim, August 28 – An investigation into the automated system that channels incoming calls to various organization departments has found that despite a greeting ...
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The Sanhedrin voted 70-1 in favor of the motion. Jerusalem, August 27 – The highest court in Jewish Law has decreed that Twitter users who click “Like” on a tweet when no compelling reasons exist for any response other than ...
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By Yisraela M’khoar It’s very sweet of you to invite me to come to your demonstration this is week. I really want to come, but I’m sorry, I’m already holding a different rally, so I can’t come that night. Maybe ...
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Agent One reminded his associates that your lapses of intelligence are not confined to the realm of online gaming. Tel Aviv, August 23 – The Israeli intelligence operatives keeping track of your computer and mobile device activity are scratching their ...
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When you engage in such activity, it represents democratic accountability to the electorate, whereas when others perform functionally identical activities, they represent special interest groups who exploit or harm democratic systems for their own narrow ends. Jerusalem, August 22 – ...
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“This should be no different from when he ordered physics textbooks altered to replaced the word res- I mean the word that describes the degree to which a conductor does not allow the passage of electrical current.” Ankara, August 24 ...
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Senior EU officeholders adopted a proposal today to train Muslim immigrants to Europe in the use of firearms, explosives, and chemical weapons. Brussels, August 24 – European Union officials hoping to demonstrate to the United Kingdom the folly of its ...
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It takes effect on the first day of school next week, but sooner if you really need it. Jerusalem, August 23 – To recognize the necessary exception to traffic regulations, the Ministry of Transport has enacted rules allowing you, specifically, to ...
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As evidence, the Islamic authorities point to the fact that they never need real evidence. Jerusalem, August 23 – Spiritual leaders at a contested Jerusalem holy site are warning that the Jewish practice of sounding a ram’s horn each weekday ...
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