“This does not bode well, not at all,” moaned a thin professor with flowing robes. Hogsmeade, July 26 – Flush with a sense of power and purpose after extracting concessions elsewhere, Muslims issued new demands today that the headmaster of ...
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Feed SubscriptionReturning To Temple Mount, Waqf Hopes To Make Up For Lost Sports, Dancing At Holy Site
The group acknowledges the need now to compensate for the races, day camp activities, gymnastics displays, and other sacred rituals that were not performed on the Temple Mount during that period. Jerusalem, July 27 – Religious officials at Islam’s third-holiest ...
Read More »Bibi Hizkiyahu Sends Temple Treasure To Assyrians, Who Definitely Won’t Make More Demands
“This was a bold, decisive move,” insisted Yuval Shebnitz, an official closely allied with King Bibi. Jerusalem, July 27 – King Bibi Hizkiyahu of Judah emptied the treasury of Solomon’s Temple and sent them as tribute to the advancing King ...
Read More »IDF Use Of Only ‘White’ Phosphorus Prompts Charges Of Racism
“We should not be to surprised, given what this organization has previously documented about Israel.” Oslo, July 26 – Human rights activists monitoring Israeli military actions are calling the Jewish State’s deployment of white phosphorus during conflicts in Lebanon and ...
Read More »Jordan Hoping To Implement Better Model Of Hating Israel But Depending On Them For Survival
“The threat of us becoming an Islamist terrorist state is the only leverage we can credibly bring to bear.” Amman, July 26 – Authorities in the Hashemite kingdom on the east bank of the Jordan River are looking to make ...
Read More »It Takes A Lot Of Preparation To Arrange A Spontaneous Outpouring Of Rage
by Raed Salah, Islamic Movement Umm el-Fahm, July 25 – To the uninitiated observer, the explosion of violent demonstrations after Israel put up metal detectors at the entrance to the Temple Mount must have looked like an impressive display of sudden ...
Read More »Compulsive Refreshing Of News Feed Not Shown To Affect Quantity Of Awful News
The results of the study call into question the benefits people seek when they engage in such pointless, possibly destructive, behavior. Beersheva, July 24 – An extensive study that cross-referenced online habits with the frequency and intensity of horrible stories ...
Read More »UN Envoys Go Through Metal Detectors Into Session To Condemn Israel For Metal Detectors
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?” New York, July 24 – Delegates to the United Nations Security Council passed through devices to detect the presence of the metal in weapons and ammunition today, en route ...
Read More »As Temple Mount Security Compromise, Rabbinate Says Just Put Up Certificate
In exchange for a monthly fee, they may display certification of supervision, regardless of how often the facility is actually subject to inspection, if at all. Jerusalem, July 23 – Representatives of the Chief Rabbinate division charged with overseeing compliance ...
Read More »Seeing Govt’ Refuse To Escalate, Arab MKs Take Matters Into Own Hands
“As the Jewish proverb states, ‘In a place where there is no man, strive to be a man.'” Jerusalem, July 23 – The Israeli government’s relative restraint in the aftermath of two murdered police officers and more than a week ...
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