The urgency of the appointment increased over recent weeks. Amman, August 9 – King Abdullah of Jordan approved the appointment today of a new chief for the Ministry of Badmouthing Israel While Depending on Her for Survival, sources in the ...
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“We’ve seen it with falafel, and to a similar extent with hummus, tahini, shakshuka, shawarma, sabih, and numerous other Near Eastern and Levantine dishes.” Jerusalem, August 9 – Ohr Ben-Zikri, 22, might have finished only one year of culinary school, ...
Read More »Kollel Wives Resort To Prostitution To Support Husbands
The trend is strongest among wives whose parents cannot afford to support the couple in as lavish a fashion as their more fortunate peers. Lakewood, New Jersey, August 8 – Increasing pressure on the wives of men who study in yeshiva full ...
Read More »How Many Bullets Can The Posts Of This Crib Hold?
By Al Nusra, expectant father Hi, good morning. Sorry to bother you with so many basic questions about baby furniture and supplies – my wife and I are new at this. Hey, thanks. Two months to go. The doctors think ...
Read More »Truck Drivers Unloading Tons Of Food In Gaza Unaware Of Brutal Siege
“It’s axiomatic that Israel’s policies are the root of all Palestinian suffering – the human rights industr- I mean community established that long ago.” Kerem Shalom Crossing, August 2 – Logistics personnel handling the hundreds of tons of foodstuffs, commercial ...
Read More »UK Labour Says Wrist Slap For Antisemites Might Cause Bruising
“Some of them might be haemophiliac,” worried Stratford Councillor Ann Tissemitt. London, August 2 – Representatives of Britain’s Labour Party today attributed the organization’s reluctance to take even token measures against party figures for espousing anti-Jewish positions, arguing that a ...
Read More »Stringent Jews Extend Tisha B’Av Prohibition On Studying Torah To Whole Year
The vast majority of the world’s approximately 15 million Jews now refrain from Torah study all year long. Jerusalem, August 1 – The mourning practices associated with the saddest day on the Jewish calendar include a prohibition against studying all ...
Read More »Socialist Parties Ask Journalists Not To Report On Venezuela Unrest
Coverage of such developments might give the public the wrong idea about what happens when a government administers the economy and drives it into the ground. Jerusalem, July 31 – Figures across the left part of Israel’s political spectrum seek ...
Read More »ISIS To Disrupt Air Travel By Placing Israelis On Planes
“I never knew what a person could do when provoked by the absence of a chocolate confection where there should have been one.” Canberra, Australia, July 31 – Aviation and law enforcement officials are warning of an Islamist plot against ...
Read More »Arab Regimes Face Rising Mossad Prices For Generating Distractions From Oppression
“The Temple Mount crisis was relatively small potatoes, but still expensive to engineer,” confessed a Jordanian official. Tel Aviv, July 30 – Rulers of Arab and Muslim states in the Middle East and beyond voiced frustration today at the increasing ...
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