“This should be no different from when he ordered physics textbooks altered to replaced the word res- I mean the word that describes the degree to which a conductor does not allow the passage of electrical current.” Ankara, August 24 ...
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Feed SubscriptionTo Show Brexit A Mistake, EU To Send Terrorists To Hit Britain
Senior EU officeholders adopted a proposal today to train Muslim immigrants to Europe in the use of firearms, explosives, and chemical weapons. Brussels, August 24 – European Union officials hoping to demonstrate to the United Kingdom the folly of its ...
Read More »Traffic Laws To Be Suspended When You In A Hurry
It takes effect on the first day of school next week, but sooner if you really need it. Jerusalem, August 23 – To recognize the necessary exception to traffic regulations, the Ministry of Transport has enacted rules allowing you, specifically, to ...
Read More »Muslims: Shofar Blasts During Jewish Month Of Elul A Call To Destroy Al Aqsa
As evidence, the Islamic authorities point to the fact that they never need real evidence. Jerusalem, August 23 – Spiritual leaders at a contested Jerusalem holy site are warning that the Jewish practice of sounding a ram’s horn each weekday ...
Read More »Islamic Terrorism Is A Kind Of Ritual Slaughter – So Let’s Ban Ritual Slaughter
By Barqingupta Rongtree, delegate, European Parliament Systemic solutions are always better than local remedies when it comes to widespread problems. While many of us, myself included, long hoped that the spate of Islamist terrorism aimed at Europe would subside as we ...
Read More »Eclipse Distraction So Successful, Mossad Plans More
“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance. Tel Aviv, August 21 – Israeli secret intelligence officials enjoyed such success with the operation to distract Earth’s population from their nefarious doings by blocking the sun with the ...
Read More »Observers At Abbas-Gal-On Meeting Unsure Which More Irrelevant
“Their factions haven’t held sway in long time, but they’re still acting as if they matter. It’s kind of pathetic.” Ramallah, August 21 – Aides and other officials present at a meeting yesterday between Meretz Party Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On and ...
Read More »Islamist Apologists Less Practiced At Excusing Murders Of Finns Than Of Jews
“A people under occupation has the right to… to…” trailed off Yolanda Knell Helsinki, August 20 – Pundits and politicians accustomed to explaining away violence against Jews as either overblown or justified have stumbled in their efforts to make the ...
Read More »Iran: US Allowing Criticism Of Nuclear Deal Violates Nuclear Deal
“We had hoped that eventually the Americans would begin jailing, torturing, even executing critics, just to show they are serious about this commitment.” Tehran, August 20 – Diplomatic and political officials in Iran lambasted American foreign policy today and threatened ...
Read More »Regulator Raises Minimum Number Of Unmanned Supermarket Checkout Lanes
Retail groups pushed heavily for the change, preferring to have the option of blaming restrictions imposed from the outside for unpleasant conditions in their stores. Tel Aviv, August 17 – For the first time in more than two decades, the agency ...
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