"Everyone knows how absurd that would be."
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Israeli Ambassador Replaces Trump’s Boots, Worn Out From Other Leaders’ Licking
"These boots were made for lickin.'"
Read More »Awkward: High Schoolers Show Up In Same Slutty Purim Costume
Observers recalled screaming and gesticulating, but no specific words other than slurs such as "sharmuta" and "kalba" among others.
Read More »Pope Very Unhappy With Only Mideast Country Where Christian Population Increasing
Unlike every single neighboring country, which the pope has never criticized in such strident terms.
Read More »Gaza Has 6 Months Of Food. Break Out The Starving Baby Photos Now, Or Wait A Week?
by Saleh Aljafarawi, AKA Mr. FAFO
Read More »Qatar To Absorb Gaza Palestinians, Replace Other Slave Labor
As many as 15,000 migrants died just in preparations for the 2022 World Cup.
Read More »Poll Finds Israelis Uniformly In Favor Of Imaginary Perfect Way To Retrieve Hostages, Pacify Gaza
Mind-boggling that no one has exploited the political opportunity to produce such a plan.
Read More »Hamas Vows To Rebuild Clothing Store Named ‘Hitler’
The movement has chosen Hitler 3 as one of its flagship reconstruction tasks.
Read More »State Dept. Worker Struggling To Find 5 Different Ways To Say ‘Tried To Undermine Israel’ For Elon’s Weekly Bullet Points
"None of that has any measurable, quantifiable outputs that I can write and not look like an idiotic fake."
Read More »Bus Driver Running Late Relieved That Bomb Scare Gives Him Excuse
18 of the last 20 weekdays have seen him leave the depot at least 8 minutes past the posted time.
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