Salvage some sense of control by simply knowing whose day it is to make commuters' lives miserable in the least politically-effective way possible.
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Iran Still Hoping To Derail Abraham Accords, Allah’s Will
"One does not simply submit to the will of Allah," explained Aweedigh, whose entire system means "submission."
Read More »Pathetic Zionist Rhetoric Can’t Match Our Own Behavior’s Power To Dehumanize Us
by Abu Obeida, Hamas spokesman
Read More »Regime That Actually Controls US Policies Finds Your Obsession With Israel Hilarious
"Like, you don't even understand that AIPAC isn't Israeli."
Read More »Leftists Hoping Barriers To Kahanist Candidates Better Than Barriers With Gaza
"If the anti-Kahane safeguards fail as well? We're in for REAL trouble."
Read More »New UN Agency For Gaza Refugees Who Left Refugee Camps
The United Nations Redundant Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees (UNRRWA) will begin operations in March.
Read More »Trump: Greenland, Canada Ideal For Relocating Palestinians
"No overcrowding there."
Read More »Consistent High Ranking Of Israel Among Happiest Countries Makes Man Miserable
"Just blow after blow, statistics taunting me with the seeming futility of my life's work."
Read More »Cherished Superhero Comics Buried With Other Sacred Jewish Texts
He is mulling a memorial ceremony to mark the thirtieth day since the burial of the comics.
Read More »I Can’t Believe I Ate Those Bears’ Porridge – They’re Zionists!
by Goldilocks
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