“It looks like there are reports of stuff happening, or about to happen, or that might happen if something doesn’t change.” Doha, July 2 – Some significant developments are going on in the Persian Gulf nation of Qatar, according to ...
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Feed SubscriptionHow Dare You Call My Bigotry Of Low Expectations ‘Soft’
By SJW McWoke If mathematics were not such a patriarchal system, I would feel comfortable about counting the number of times we progressives have been accused of “soft” bigotry by not demanding that all peoples adhere to the same standards ...
Read More »Palestinian Teachers Fear Students’ Murderous Hate For Jews Will Atrophy Over Summer
For veteran Palestinian educators, the feelings are all too familiar. Jenin, June 28 – Educators in the Palestinian Authority school system and in the parallel institutions run by the United nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees voiced concern ...
Read More »Ecological Progressives Conflicted: Crude Oil Ban Would Disproportionately Affect Muslim-Majority Countries
It boils down to Muslims as victims being the ultimate axiom, and therefore Muslims retaining ultimate veto over everything lest it offend or oppress them further. Berkeley, June 29 – Proponents of a progressive environmental agenda face internal contradictions within ...
Read More »Progressive Jews Enraged At Kotel Decision, Might Write Strongly-Worded Letter
“We demand that the prime minister reverse his shameful kowtowing to the ultra-orthodox, and kowtow to us instead.” New York, June 29 – Representatives of the liberal streams of Judaism in the US and Israel expressed intense anger this week ...
Read More »Knesset Cafeteria Found Infested By Politicians
“We cannot risk people being exposed to those vile creatures.” Jerusalem, June 28 – Health inspectors visiting Israel’s legislative compound have closed the site’s dining facility after discovering the space teeming with politicans. The room is expected to remain closed ...
Read More »Man Who Told Wife He Was Going To Be Suicide Bomber Just Hiding Affair
The identity of the couple has not been specified in the reports. Qalqiliya, June 28 – A Palestinian woman discovered her husband was having an affair when the suicide bombing her told her he was going to commit never happened, ...
Read More »Mideast States Photoshopping Rivals’ Airplanes Into Ben Gurion
Officials in Riyadh, Cairo, Dubai, and elsewhere went as far as to alter photos of aerial military exercises to show their rivals’ fighters collaborating with the Israel Air Force. Riyadh, June 27 – Tensions between competing alliances of Arab and ...
Read More »I’d Rebut My Opponents’ Calling Me Effeminate, But I’m On My Period
By Isaac Herzog, Chairman, Labor Party The battle for leadership of the Labor Party is heating up – primaries are next week, and the campaigns of the various candidates have taken on an urgent tone as each tries to secure ...
Read More »Review Of UNRWA Curriculum: Palestinian Preschoolers Never Taught To Share
Team members stressed the broad impact of their findings on current understanding of Palestinian society and polity. Tel Aviv, June 26 – A study of educational materials and approaches in Palestinian kindergartens and nursery schools reveals that whereas other cultures ...
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