“The threat of us becoming an Islamist terrorist state is the only leverage we can credibly bring to bear.” Amman, July 26 – Authorities in the Hashemite kingdom on the east bank of the Jordan River are looking to make ...
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by Raed Salah, Islamic Movement Umm el-Fahm, July 25 – To the uninitiated observer, the explosion of violent demonstrations after Israel put up metal detectors at the entrance to the Temple Mount must have looked like an impressive display of sudden ...
Read More »Compulsive Refreshing Of News Feed Not Shown To Affect Quantity Of Awful News
The results of the study call into question the benefits people seek when they engage in such pointless, possibly destructive, behavior. Beersheva, July 24 – An extensive study that cross-referenced online habits with the frequency and intensity of horrible stories ...
Read More »UN Envoys Go Through Metal Detectors Into Session To Condemn Israel For Metal Detectors
“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?” New York, July 24 – Delegates to the United Nations Security Council passed through devices to detect the presence of the metal in weapons and ammunition today, en route ...
Read More »As Temple Mount Security Compromise, Rabbinate Says Just Put Up Certificate
In exchange for a monthly fee, they may display certification of supervision, regardless of how often the facility is actually subject to inspection, if at all. Jerusalem, July 23 – Representatives of the Chief Rabbinate division charged with overseeing compliance ...
Read More »Seeing Govt’ Refuse To Escalate, Arab MKs Take Matters Into Own Hands
“As the Jewish proverb states, ‘In a place where there is no man, strive to be a man.'” Jerusalem, July 23 – The Israeli government’s relative restraint in the aftermath of two murdered police officers and more than a week ...
Read More »Neighbors Accuse Israel Of Pinkwashing, Greenwashing, Democracywashing, Techwashing, Humanitarianwashing, Religiousfreedomwashing
It’s the Jews pursuing success and prosperity only to make Palestinians, and Arabs in general, look like backward barbarians by comparison. Damascus, July 19 – Just a few dozen kilometers to the southwest of the Syrian capital, Israeli soldiers have ...
Read More »Arab Hope Of Defeating Israel Just A Mossad Plot To Keep Them Distracted
It turns on the axiom that Muslims and Arabs cannot be blamed for their misfortune. Gaza City, July 19 – Sources within the intelligence community have uncovered evidence that prolonged Arab opposition to the Israel under the misapprehension that it ...
Read More »If You Ethnically Cleanse An Area Of Jews They’e Not Allowed Back In
By An Expert On International Law Whose Conclusions Suit Your Sensibilities It should not be difficult to arrive at a simple understanding of the status in international law of the territories Israel took in the 1967 war. All one needs to ...
Read More »Toddlers Declare Day Of Rage Over Suspension Of Free Access To Snacks
“NONONONONONONONOOOOOOO,” explained a spokestoddler. Hod HaSharon, July 20 – A group of two-year-olds at a local day care center have registered their objections to the removal of unlimited junk food by announcing that tomorrow they will hold a “day of ...
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