“Intense obsession with destroying cars and trucks.” Baghdad, May 30 – Another vehicle laden with explosives went off this morning in the Iraqi capital, driving home the point to military and political experts that the Islamic State, responsible for the ...
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Feed SubscriptionBut Withholding Funds Because We Glorify Terrorists Is Suppression Of Our Culture!
By Mustafa Massiqr Culture forms a fundamental part of a person’s identity. The ethos he absorbs becomes a part of who he is, to the point that any challenge to that culture constitutes an assault on his sense of self, ...
Read More »Jews Control All Banks, Media In Israel
The concentration of such power in the hands of Jews might brook resentment from wider Israeli society. Tel Aviv, May 29 – A survey of all major Israeli financial institutions, broadcast entertainment companies, and journalistic enterprises has uncovered a reality ...
Read More »Man Sensing Egypt Flag In Twitter Avatar Not Affecting Terrorism Levels
“Maybe there’s a magic formula for how many people have to change avatars and retweet the right things before the good guys win.” Plano, Texas, May 28 – A resident of this Dallas-area city has begun to suspect that repeated ...
Read More »Group With 75% Lactose Intolerance Has Holiday Devoted To Eating Dairy
The ability to digest dairy products beyond infancy results from a genetic mutation uncommon among Jews. Teaneck, May 28 – Staff at the Butterflake Bakery in this Bergen County, New Jersey township are noting the usual uptick in cheesecake purchases in ...
Read More »Joint List Rushes To Condemn Manchester Attack After Verifying Israelis Not Target
They would not, heaven forbid, thereby imply that it was a bad thing when Israelis are targeted for terrorism. Jerusalem, May 24 – The Joint List alliance of mostly-Arab parties in the Knesset issued its condemnation of Monday night’s bombing ...
Read More »Hamas Drafts Tunnel-Digging Kids To Run On Hamster Wheels For Electricity
Fuel shortages for Gaza’s power plant, the result of Palestinian infighting, mean only two or three hours of electricity are available for the territory’s residents each day. Gaza City, May 24 – The Islamist group that runs this coastal territory ...
Read More »Boy Who Cried Wolf Shaking Head At Repeated Touting Of Palestinian Cause
How dense do you have to be to fall for the same rhetorical trick time and time again? Athens, May 25 – A youth notorious for repeated invocation of a threat to the point that the alarm no longer raises ...
Read More »Our Natural Demographic Is Shrinking – We Must Discard Democracy
By Zehava Gal-On, Chairwoman, Meretz Party As with any question of policy, we must always examine its anticipated long-term effects. Democratic principles have governed Israel since it was founded, but the rapid growth of the religious sector and the mixed ...
Read More »BDS Hoping To Gain Control Of Parent Committee At Preschool
“We need to begin our indoctrination much earlier than college.” Tel Aviv, May 24 – Activists working to promote academic, commercial, and political boycotts of Israel are aiming to place their allies on the committee that represents parents at a ...
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