“There’s a tremendous market for such a skill.” Jerusalem, June 15 – An oversight group tasked with reviewing the activities of government-funded training enterprises to assist Haredim in acquiring job skills for better integration into the working world and wider ...
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Feed SubscriptionStudy: Violent Thugs Only Definitive Of Other Side’s Ethos
“The data are clear on this,” asserted Straw Mann, lead author of the study. Tel Aviv, June 14 – Groundbreaking new research has confirmed a longstanding hypothesis according to which the violence committed by people or entities allied with your ...
Read More »IDF Introduces Pork-Tipped Bullets To Use Against Muslim Enemies
Supply of the pork is expected come from the herds of wild boars that have lived in the area since ancient times. Ramat HaSharon, June 14 – Engineers at Israel’s government-owned arms enterprise have developed projectiles with pieces of pig ...
Read More »10s Of Thousands Of Palestinians Bravely Defy BDS To Work In Israel
It remains unclear what manner of sanctions BDS might call for against these flagrant violations of its aims. Hizmeh Post, June 13 – Cars and buses from Palestinian-administered territories line up at this security checkpoint northeast of Jerusalem each morning ...
Read More »Some Of My Best Friends Are Antisemitic
What you want to do is attract the closet antisemites and give them enough plausible deniability. Jack, this is just amateurish. No one goes for old-fashioned antisemitism anymore. It’s one thing to couch your Jew-hatred in terms of Zionism; we ...
Read More »Latest Haaretz Conference Manages To Weed Out Presenters Shoving Objects Up Rectum
The conference was nevertheless marred by a woman in the audience greeting Minister of Education Naftali Bennett with a Nazi salute. Tel Aviv, June 12 – A “Peace Conference” convened by one of Israel’s most venerable dailies succeeded in avoiding ...
Read More »Study: White Supremacism Behind Every Last Aspect Of Western Culture
The team looked at soccer hooliganism, microbreweries, film, the Scientific Method, paid vacations, fidget spinners, internet memes, museums… Berkeley, June 12 – New research by a team of anthropologists and historians has determined that not a single element of Western ...
Read More »Devout Crustian Awaits Second Crumbing
Her Pontius Pie Plate has become popular. Patty Kaik is in many ways your typical Crustian: flaky with a passion for cheeses. But her devotion to the cause makes even many of her peers sit up and take notice. Ms. ...
Read More »Party’s Push For New Code Of Ethics Violates Existing Code Of Ethics
“Adherence to procedure is a cornerstone of democratic institutions and societies, which means we cannot simply disregard the traditional ban on codes of ethics.” Ramat Gan, June 11 – The Jewish Home Party kicked off efforts over the weekend to ...
Read More »4 Million Injured In Hand-Wringing Over 50 Years Since 6-Day War
Medical facilities in New York, Berkeley, London, Paris, and other strongholds of anti-Israel feeling in the West have experienced an marked increase in outpatient demand. New York, June 8 – Hospitals around the world reported an influx of emergency room ...
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