“We demand that the prime minister reverse his shameful kowtowing to the ultra-orthodox, and kowtow to us instead.” New York, June 29 – Representatives of the liberal streams of Judaism in the US and Israel expressed intense anger this week ...
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Feed SubscriptionKnesset Cafeteria Found Infested By Politicians
“We cannot risk people being exposed to those vile creatures.” Jerusalem, June 28 – Health inspectors visiting Israel’s legislative compound have closed the site’s dining facility after discovering the space teeming with politicans. The room is expected to remain closed ...
Read More »Man Who Told Wife He Was Going To Be Suicide Bomber Just Hiding Affair
The identity of the couple has not been specified in the reports. Qalqiliya, June 28 – A Palestinian woman discovered her husband was having an affair when the suicide bombing her told her he was going to commit never happened, ...
Read More »Mideast States Photoshopping Rivals’ Airplanes Into Ben Gurion
Officials in Riyadh, Cairo, Dubai, and elsewhere went as far as to alter photos of aerial military exercises to show their rivals’ fighters collaborating with the Israel Air Force. Riyadh, June 27 – Tensions between competing alliances of Arab and ...
Read More »I’d Rebut My Opponents’ Calling Me Effeminate, But I’m On My Period
By Isaac Herzog, Chairman, Labor Party The battle for leadership of the Labor Party is heating up – primaries are next week, and the campaigns of the various candidates have taken on an urgent tone as each tries to secure ...
Read More »Review Of UNRWA Curriculum: Palestinian Preschoolers Never Taught To Share
Team members stressed the broad impact of their findings on current understanding of Palestinian society and polity. Tel Aviv, June 26 – A study of educational materials and approaches in Palestinian kindergartens and nursery schools reveals that whereas other cultures ...
Read More »University To Eliminate Courses About Jews So As Not To Alienate Muslims
Students already pursuing degrees for which such courses are a requirement will be given the opportunity to alter their degrees by taking courses on subjects such as Palestinian suffering. San Francisco, June 25 – San Francisco State University has announced ...
Read More »Satan Nixes LinkedIn Takeover; ‘Already Soulless’
Five hundred million souls would have gone a long way toward meeting the Devil’s futures quota for the second and third quarters of 2017. Hades, June 25 – The Prince of Darkness has withdrawn from an agreement to assume control ...
Read More »BDS Slams Palestinian Entrepreneurs For Doing Business In Occupied Territory
“Conducting business in occupied areas legitimizes and cements occupation.” Geneva, June 21 – Demonstrators protested today outside the United Nations Human Rights Council, calling for Palestinians to stop running their businesses in areas under Israeli occupation, and to demand the ...
Read More »Iran Threatens To Aim Missiles At Palestinians That Will Miss And Hit Israel
They also threatened to target Israel’s offshore gas fields in the Mediterranean by aiming the weapons for Cyprus or Egypt. Tehran, June 21 – The Islamic Republic of Iran has modified its anti-Israel rhetoric in the last two days to ...
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