By Mahmoud Abbas Western governments appear to be cracking down on how we Palestinians use the funds they provide for us to run our little fiefdom, including an unprecedented insistence that we not use those monies to pay lifetime pensions ...
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Feed SubscriptionGov’t Agencies Add More Soul-Sucking Machines To Waiting Areas
The old units will be given to the Postal Authority, which sees as its mission to keep its methods firmly planted in a previous era. Jerusalem, April 27 – The National Insurance Institute, Vehicle Licensing Authority, Ministry of the Interior, ...
Read More »Media Keep Assuming First Lady’s Gender
“It seems the so-called progressive media reserve their progressive attitude only for those in the same part of the political spectrum as they.” Washington, April 27 – Associates of Melania Trump complained today of the consistent trend in reporting on ...
Read More »Trump Will Buy Dome Of The Rock, Get Waqf To Pay For It
The price of the property has not been disclosed. Jerusalem, April 26 – Amid rumors of US President Donald Trump planning a visit to Israel at the end of May, reports have also emerged that the chief executive will purchase ...
Read More »Paid Hasbara Trolls Notice They Have Never Been Offered Pay
Instead, the trolls have discovered, they have been engaging in these activities out of conviction that the prosperity and security of the world’s only Jewish State is a key value in their identity and sense of purpose. Jerusalem, April 26 ...
Read More »Hamas Says Anti-Tunnel Barrier Displaces Thousands Of Underground Palestinians
“Thousands of my family members live underground in that area.” Gaza City, April 25 – Leaders of Hamas and other Palestinian officials decried Israel’s construction of a subterranean wall to block infiltration from the Gaza Strip, accusing the Jewish State ...
Read More »Study: Arabs Achieve ‘Native’ Status In 1 Generation; Jews, Never
“For centuries, it was thought to be a social phenomenon, but in fact it’s purely biological.” Amman, April 24 – New research findings may explain how Arab migrants from around the Mediterranean basin and Arabian Peninsula and their descendants acquire ...
Read More »We Nazis Never Get Credit On Earth Day For Making The Grass More Luxuriant With Mass Graves
By Heinrich Himmler Another Earth Day has come and gone, another Earth Day on which my part in making certain forests and fields in Eastern Europe greener has gone unrewarded. Does no one realize how much better the grass grows ...
Read More »Man Says He Knows How Dachau Inmates Felt Because He’s On Low-Carb Diet
“In terms of always wondering when you might ever feel a full stomach again, I got that.” Givatayim, April 23 – A local resident told reporters on Holocaust Remembrance Day that because he is adhering to a regimen that restricts ...
Read More »Rabbi Caught Embezzling Funds From Chillul Hashem Society
George Soros, the Rockefeller Foundation, the Ford Foundation, and the European Commission have provided annual grants to Chillul Hashem since 1997. New York, April 23 – Police arrested the deputy director of a non-profit religious organization dedicated to making Jews look bad, ...
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