“The first few dozen times I thought it was a sweet gesture,” he recalled. “But it got old in a hurry.” Phuket, Thailand, May 3 – A deity associated with the domicile of a local family has no idea how ...
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“Indeed, we see eye to eye with the Palestinian leadership on many important issues,” declared Grand Moff Tarkin. Umm el-Fahm, May 4 – MK Haneen Zoabi issued a statement of appreciation today for the diplomatic efforts of Galactic Emperor Palpatine, ...
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Martyrs’ Blood is dominated by the local Qawasme clan, whose members even the violent Hamas movement has trouble restraining. Hebron, May 4 – Hopeful Palestinian youths aiming to earn acceptance to one of the toughest street gangs in this contested ...
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Tantrums, violence, threats, and incoherent or unreasonable demands. Gainesville, Florida, May 3 – University of Florida researchers have published a study in child psychology that shows professional diagnosticians lack the skills to tell the difference between the behavior of toddlers ...
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By Isaac Herzog, Labor Party Chairman The youth are the key to keeping our party and our country vibrant. Any party that seeks to remain relevant must appeal to the emerging youth demographic. That is why I am pleased to ...
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"Good Lord, get that thing away from me," chirped the cockatiel. "Have you no sense of decency?"
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While no section to that effect appears in the document, journalists, commentators, and political figures strove today to describe it as a fundamental change. London, May 1 – Followers of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named put out a a statement today they termed a ...
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The prolonged period of everlasting peace showcased the spiritual and moral power the Roman Catholic Church still wields. Cairo, May 1 – Pope Francis concluded his first visit to Muslim-majority Egypt last week amid ongoing anti-Christian violence there, and urged ...
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“That’s disgusting. I feel ill.” Umm el-Fahm, April 30 – Locals who assembled to view video clips of Islamic State militants decapitating prisoners expressed today that they felt their feelings hurt by a nearby blue-and white banner on a municipal ...
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Trophy will handle multiple threats at the same time, allowing drivers to concentrate of driving instead of avoiding Palestinian rocks and bombs. Tel Aviv, April 30 – Continued targeting of Israeli cars by Palestinians on the roads of Judea and ...
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