Publisher Amos Schocken made the offer in person, according to Haaretz. Berlin, March 26 – Nazi propaganda chief Josef Goebbels voiced conflicting emotions today over an invitation from the Israeli newspaper Haaretz to write a weekly op-ed article for them. The ...
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Feed SubscriptionHamas Dismayed After Assassination Revealed To Be Work Of Teenage Palestinian Hacker
“This of course does not mean all Zionist assassinations are the work of this one hacker,” cautioned a Hamas official who spoke on condition of anonymity. Gaza City, March 26 – The militant Islamist movement that governs the Gaza Strip ...
Read More »I Only Yell At Jews, Because You Have To Start Somewhere
By Hippo Critt, BDS Activist Berkeley, March 22 – It takes a certain amount of gall to accuse social justice activist such as I of prejudice. Just because I reserve all my vitriol for Jews doesn’t mean I’m an antisemite. ...
Read More »Palestinians Relinquish All Claims Against Israel
Palestinian Authority encourages people to move away; calls West Bank and Gaza “Jewish” Ramallah, March 24 – The Palestinian Authority announced today that it is relinquishing all territorial claims against Israel, and that it encourages all Palestinians in the West ...
Read More »Bibi Souring On Minister Of Foreign Affairs Role – Has Not Had Even One Foreign Affair
“Foreign relations are supposed to be something he’s good at,” observed an aide who spoke on condition of anonymity. “But no relations have taken place between him and females abroad, as far as anyone can tell, in years.” Jerusalem, March ...
Read More »Report: Underneath Clothing, Renaissance Popes Were Naked
“It was an Emperor’s New Clothes moment for us,” admitted Father Nithi. Rome, March 23 – Papal scholars have come to believe that some of the most venerable and venerated figures in Roman Catholicism were wearing nothing beneath their garments ...
Read More »Study: Zionists Behind Pleistocene Extinctions – ‘Pleistocene’ Actually ‘Palestinian’
“It fits the familiar pattern of the Zionists erasing Palestinian history and claiming it as theirs.” Bismarck, North Dakota, March 22 – Paleontologists exploring the geology and fossilized megafauna of the epoch that precedes the development of anatomically modern humans ...
Read More »Leaders Call Efforts To Reduce Fatal Crashes In Arab Sector ‘Cultural Imperialism’
NGOs also characterized the programs as impinging on the community’s identity as victim by implying that Arabs might possess volition, a notion that strikes at the very heart of modern Arab identity. Tayibe, March 22 – Prominent figures in Israel’s Arab ...
Read More »BBC Hires New Reporter To Ignore Hezbollah Arms Buildup, Hiding Among Civilians
She will survey the myriad ways in which the Shiite terrorist organization that is a de facto partner in the Lebanese government threatens to bring devastation on the country by provoking Israel into another war, and then to decline to ...
Read More »Uh Oh. Looks Like I’m Chametz, And Forbidden On Passover, by the Flying Spaghetti Monster
By the Flying Spaghetti Monster I’m not one to get all sensitive about the requirements of other religions. If you want to come close to your notion of divinity by abstaining from leavened grain products for a little over a ...
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