Instead, the trolls have discovered, they have been engaging in these activities out of conviction that the prosperity and security of the world’s only Jewish State is a key value in their identity and sense of purpose. Jerusalem, April 26 ...
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Feed SubscriptionHamas Says Anti-Tunnel Barrier Displaces Thousands Of Underground Palestinians
“Thousands of my family members live underground in that area.” Gaza City, April 25 – Leaders of Hamas and other Palestinian officials decried Israel’s construction of a subterranean wall to block infiltration from the Gaza Strip, accusing the Jewish State ...
Read More »Study: Arabs Achieve ‘Native’ Status In 1 Generation; Jews, Never
“For centuries, it was thought to be a social phenomenon, but in fact it’s purely biological.” Amman, April 24 – New research findings may explain how Arab migrants from around the Mediterranean basin and Arabian Peninsula and their descendants acquire ...
Read More »We Nazis Never Get Credit On Earth Day For Making The Grass More Luxuriant With Mass Graves
By Heinrich Himmler Another Earth Day has come and gone, another Earth Day on which my part in making certain forests and fields in Eastern Europe greener has gone unrewarded. Does no one realize how much better the grass grows ...
Read More »Man Says He Knows How Dachau Inmates Felt Because He’s On Low-Carb Diet
“In terms of always wondering when you might ever feel a full stomach again, I got that.” Givatayim, April 23 – A local resident told reporters on Holocaust Remembrance Day that because he is adhering to a regimen that restricts ...
Read More »Rabbi Caught Embezzling Funds From Chillul Hashem Society
George Soros, the Rockefeller Foundation, the Ford Foundation, and the European Commission have provided annual grants to Chillul Hashem since 1997. New York, April 23 – Police arrested the deputy director of a non-profit religious organization dedicated to making Jews look bad, ...
Read More »Maggid Of Mezeritch Reveals Gebrochts An April Fools Prank Gone Wild
The time has come to set the record straight, and that he never meant for people to take the concern seriously. Medzhybizh, Ukraine, April 19 – A chief disciple of the founder of the Hasidic movement revealed today that a ...
Read More »Outrage As Bibi Blames ‘Aging’ For Dwindling Number Of Holocaust Survivors
“Holocaust survivors are a national resource for us as politicians seeking to score moral or rhetorical points, and it’s downright irresponsible to allow them to die like that.” Tel Aviv, April 19 – Political figures on the Israeli Left pounced ...
Read More »Hamas Asks If Using Only 50% Of Gaza Aid For Terrorism OK
Instead of many hundreds of millions of dollars per year in aid going primarily to tunnels and weapons, would those governments still provide the much-needed aid if the terrorism allocation were reduced to only a few hundred million? Gaza City, ...
Read More »Palestinian Authority Formally Schedules Elections For ‘Inshallah’
Abbas formed the committee in 2015 to study the issue and make recommendations. Ramallah, April 20 – A committee appointed by Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas for purposes of recommending a suitable date for the next parliamentary and presidential elections for ...
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