Diplomats had hoped the region could transition from iron-fisted rule by hereditary dictatorships to iron-fisted rule by democratically-elected governments. Washington, March 29 – With the release of former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak from prison today, staffers as the US Department ...
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Feed SubscriptionKnesset Recess Begins: Zoabi, Bitan Fight Over Whose Turn To Use Swings
Zoabi argued that the institutionalized discrimination of Israeli society and political system meant she must be given first use of the swing. Jerusalem, March 28 – Yesterday marked the first day of the Passover break in the Israeli parliament, prompting ...
Read More »SJWs Wearing Hijabs In Solidarity Now Outnumber Actual Muslims
Demographers disagreed over the significance of the findings. New York, March 27 – A survey of people in the US and Scandinavia wearing a traditional Islamic garment has found that the majority of them do not adhere to the faith, ...
Read More »Trump Envoy In Talks With Bibi Over Whether US May Build In Washington
US and Israeli administrations have clashed previously on American construction projects built on land that was taken from native peoples. Washington, March 27 – Political and diplomatic sensitivities revolving around construction on land taken from indigenous peoples have US President ...
Read More »Goebbels Doesn’t Know Whether To Be Flattered Or Repulsed By Haaretz Column Offer
Publisher Amos Schocken made the offer in person, according to Haaretz. Berlin, March 26 – Nazi propaganda chief Josef Goebbels voiced conflicting emotions today over an invitation from the Israeli newspaper Haaretz to write a weekly op-ed article for them. The ...
Read More »Hamas Dismayed After Assassination Revealed To Be Work Of Teenage Palestinian Hacker
“This of course does not mean all Zionist assassinations are the work of this one hacker,” cautioned a Hamas official who spoke on condition of anonymity. Gaza City, March 26 – The militant Islamist movement that governs the Gaza Strip ...
Read More »I Only Yell At Jews, Because You Have To Start Somewhere
By Hippo Critt, BDS Activist Berkeley, March 22 – It takes a certain amount of gall to accuse social justice activist such as I of prejudice. Just because I reserve all my vitriol for Jews doesn’t mean I’m an antisemite. ...
Read More »Palestinians Relinquish All Claims Against Israel
Palestinian Authority encourages people to move away; calls West Bank and Gaza “Jewish” Ramallah, March 24 – The Palestinian Authority announced today that it is relinquishing all territorial claims against Israel, and that it encourages all Palestinians in the West ...
Read More »Bibi Souring On Minister Of Foreign Affairs Role – Has Not Had Even One Foreign Affair
“Foreign relations are supposed to be something he’s good at,” observed an aide who spoke on condition of anonymity. “But no relations have taken place between him and females abroad, as far as anyone can tell, in years.” Jerusalem, March ...
Read More »Report: Underneath Clothing, Renaissance Popes Were Naked
“It was an Emperor’s New Clothes moment for us,” admitted Father Nithi. Rome, March 23 – Papal scholars have come to believe that some of the most venerable and venerated figures in Roman Catholicism were wearing nothing beneath their garments ...
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