“I was definitely in it for the glory of jihad and freeing our lands of the infidel usurper,” one recalled as he hurled a rare copy of an illuminated Quran into the pyre, then watched as it curled, blackened, and ...
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The Development and Education Regimen for Regimes in the Iran-Egypt Region and Elsewhere (DERRIERE), a project of the USAID program, will see its budget increase by six thousand percent over the next two years. Washington, March 14 – A new ...
Read More »Proctologists Find Heads Of Remaining Two-State Solution Advocates
“The ears are located in the head, and the location of that cranium within the anus would effectively block the patient from hearing the dehumanization and delegitimization of Jewish sovereignty so prevalent in Palestinian media.” Haifa, March 13 – Diagnosticians ...
Read More »BDS Says Vashti Boycott Of Ahashverosh Feast Their Idea
This is not the first time the BDS movement has claimed victory as the result of a development that actually runs counter to their goals. Susa, March 12 – The Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions movement aimed at isolating Israel politically, economically, ...
Read More »I Don’t Need Purim As An Excuse To Get Drunk And Make Poor Decisions
By Al Koholik Happy Drinking Day! Or for those of you who insist on pretending it’s not about the drinking, Happy Purim. You’re welcome to get involved in explaining how and why the festival encourages imbibing wine and other intoxicants. ...
Read More »Palestinians Discover ‘Boys Clubs’ Unrelated To Beating People With Sticks
“Palestinian youth do not need our programs to give them an outlet and indoctrination to violence. For that they have their own government and UNRWA.” Jenin, March 8 – A local youth organization with American sponsorship has been forced to ...
Read More »Fashionistas Bash Female MKs International Women’s Day Attire As ‘Frumpy’
“Pantsuits as far as the eye could see.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Close followers of sartorial fashion trends has harsh words for female lawmakers today, criticizing them for unattractive clothing choices in honor of International Women’s Day. Fashion critics laced ...
Read More »Loaves And Fishes Suppliers Threatened By Jesus’s New Wholesale Operation
“Am I supposed to grow figs or something? I can see him causing my trees to wither and die, just to eliminate competition.” Capernaum, Galilee, March 9 – Sellers of loaves and fishes voiced concern today about losing business to ...
Read More »UK Labour ‘Antisemitism Czar’ Taking Term A Little Too Literally
“Why would they call me a czar, after all, unless I’m supposed to emulate a czar and pursue serious persecution of Jews?” London, March 9 – A Labour Party official appointed by Chairman Jeremy Corbyn to oversee the party’s efforts ...
Read More »New Regulations Mandate Horns As Loud On Inside Of Car As Outside
Automotive repair and installation establishments have been issued guidelines for calibrating existing horn systems to adapt them to the new requirements. Tel Aviv, March 8 – Automotive regulations scheduled to go into effect on the first of April will require ...
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