PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

Your mom has faced barriers before, but in most cases not noticed them before her gargantuan bulk rendered the barriers a mere detail in the craters she creates.

Sharing those nonexistent escapades on various Telegram channels to boast of their domination over, and degradation of, the hated Jews.

"I know it sounds bizarre."

"Ten times the number most of the other shuls in the area get."

They must sit for up to an hour per school day to complete tasks in disciplines that the classroom instruction time should have sufficed to impart.

The narcissistic phenomenon has not already occurred only because the Gaza Envelope remains a closed military zone.

Grooving to the sounds of justice for Palestine.

"We'll take the continued bombing and artillery strikes, thanks."

"I assume the noble souls refraining from overpriced bean water know what they're doing, and I thank them for it."

"In a month we could have the BBC, New York Times, and CNN citing a million dead as a credible statistic."