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Criminals Threaten To Go On Strike If Demands Not Met

Criminals Threaten To Go On Strike If Demands Not Met

Experts cast doubt on the strike’s potential impact. Natanya, February 23 – Representatives of crime syndicates and individual criminals announced today that if the State does not meet their demands for better working conditions, they will refuse to commit the ...

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Hamas Accuses Israel Of Stockpiling Civilians

Hamas Accuses Israel Of Stockpiling Civilians

“The Islamic Resistance will continue to strike at this vital Zionist resource.” Gaza City, February 22 – The Islamist Hamas movement unleashed a new round of criticism at Israel today, accusing the Jewish state of amassing over eight million civilians. ...

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Man’s Prayers Answered: ‘Shut Up Already’

Man’s Prayers Answered: ‘Shut Up Already’

Fed up, as it were, by the man’s attitude, the Lord appeared in a vision to Bonner and instructed him to cease all petition. Rockville Centre, NY, February 20 – The Lord God Almighty finally responded to repeated entreaties by ...

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News Media Object To Portrayal In News Media

News Media Object To Portrayal In News Media

“Edward R. Murrow is turning is his grave,” added CBS reporter Scott Pelley. New York, February 19 – In a sign of growing frustration with their troublesome image, news media outlets staged a demonstration yesterday to protest the way the ...

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