“Am I supposed to grow figs or something? I can see him causing my trees to wither and die, just to eliminate competition.” Capernaum, Galilee, March 9 – Sellers of loaves and fishes voiced concern today about losing business to ...
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“Why would they call me a czar, after all, unless I’m supposed to emulate a czar and pursue serious persecution of Jews?” London, March 9 – A Labour Party official appointed by Chairman Jeremy Corbyn to oversee the party’s efforts ...
Read More »New Regulations Mandate Horns As Loud On Inside Of Car As Outside
Automotive repair and installation establishments have been issued guidelines for calibrating existing horn systems to adapt them to the new requirements. Tel Aviv, March 8 – Automotive regulations scheduled to go into effect on the first of April will require ...
Read More »Hamas Forms New Combat Brigade Made Entirely Of Human Rights NGO Volunteers
The Rachel Corrie Brigade will be formally inaugurated this coming Monday. Hebron, March 8 – In pursuit of the advantages of diversified manpower, the militant organization that governs the Gaza Strip and several strongholds in the West Bank has established ...
Read More »Almost Done Cleaning For Pesach 2016!
By Justin Thyme It’s nearly finished. Just a couple of rooms to go and the place will be clean and ready for Pesach 2016. This took a little longer than it should have, I know. But you get to cleaning ...
Read More »Israel Practices Apartheid, Says Country That Bars Palestinians From Jobs, Voting, Property
“Palestinians are forced to vote only in Palestinian elections,” he charged. Ein el-Hilweh Refugee Camp, March 6 – A state that restricts Palestinians residing in its territory from owning property, obtaining citizenship, receiving state medical care, obtaining employment in twenty ...
Read More »Interrogators Forget Which Criminal Probe Of Netanyahu They’re Conducting
It does not help, say experts, that the news media and Opposition politicians conflate the various investigations. Tel Aviv, March 6 – Investigators questioning Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu in one of several open inquiries into his alleged misconduct in multiple ...
Read More »Synagogue Bombs Just Attempt To Make Impressive ‘Haman’ Noise
“Of course there will be those who try to outdo what came before.” New York, March 5 – Police believe the recent spate of bomb threats against Jewish places of worship was a misunderstanding, a department spokesman announced today, with ...
Read More »Holocaust Tourism Thriving, Prompting Europe To Mull Another One
The dramatic impact the ever-growing size of visiting groups has European leaders wondering what long-term impact another organized, mechanized mass-murder of Jews might contribute to the Continental economy fifty years from now. Oświęcim, Poland, March 5 – Each spring as ...
Read More »Smashed Mt. Of Olives Tombstones Getting In Way Of Haaretz Dancing On Graves
“We remain very strict about confining harm to people who are religious Jews, the political right, IDF soldiers, police, and any positive sense of Jewishness. But we draw the line at letting our people come to harm.” Jerusalem, March 1 ...
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