“This land is Palestinian. They cannot stay. Did I mention that Israel is conducting ethnic cleansing?” Ramallah, February 16 – A spokesman for the Palestinian Authority government that imposes the death penalty or life imprisonment for selling land to Jews, ...
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Feed SubscriptionMeretz Proposes Making Doublespeak An Official Language
The Meretz Euphemism-Required-Doublespeak Enactment (1984)(2017) (MERDE) Jerusalem, February 16 – Legislators from the far-left Meretz Party seek to establish Doublespeak as an official language of Israel alongside Hebrew and Arabic, a statement by the party announced today. Officials from Meretz ...
Read More »Rabbis Pronounce Ban On Talmud For Suggesting Moses Did Not Write Entire Torah
Some members of the Badatz are instructing their disciples and followers to disdain the earlier Jerusalem Talmud as well. Bnei Brak, February 15 – A group of spiritual authorities has barred the study of Talmud because the work states that ...
Read More »US Chocolate Makers Preparing Unsold Valentine’s Day Chocolates For Export To Israel In 8 Months
Israeli candy retailers ask few, if any, questions of the importer regarding the freshness of these items. Hershey, PA, February 15 – American manufacturers of specially-shaped chocolate confections for yesterday’s St. Valentine’s Day celebrations have begun the annual process of ...
Read More »Tax Authority Worried That Somewhere, Somehow, Israelis Still Have Enough To Live On
At least three hundred such households can still afford to live and save for retirement. Jerusalem, February 14 – Officials at the Israel Tax Authority convened today to discuss disquieting reports that there still exist Israelis who have not had ...
Read More »Report: Obsession With Israel A Plot To Distract Muslims From Zionist World Takeover
Implicit in the officials’ account is the fact that only the Arab-Muslim world stands between the cabal and total global domination. Cairo, February 13 – Egyptian intelligence officials suspect that the animus toward Israel that has characterized the last seventy ...
Read More »Maybe We Shouldn’t Have Made All Those “New Jewish Settlements” Invisible
By Avigdor Liberman, Minister of Defense Having served as Minister of Defense for ten months now, I can give a number of observations as to certain strategic mistakes our country has made over the last several decades, but principally in ...
Read More »Palestinians To Celebrate Valentine’s Day With Special Honor Killings
Already, six teenage and young adult women in the community have been named as suspects for purposes of the observance. ‘Uja Village, February 12 – Residents of this Jordan Valley community are planning a special observance of St. Valentine’s Day ...
Read More »Israelis Hoping Livni Accepts UN Post So She Can Bring That Organization Down Too
Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence. Tel Aviv, February 12 – Reports of the new UN Secretary-General offering MK Tzipi Livni a ...
Read More »Activist Rabbi Sure He Saw ‘Liberal Values’ In Maimonides’ 13 Principles Somewhere
“I saw not a hint of a post-colonialist approach, and this was a man who lived in the Middle East for most of his adult life.” New York, February 8 – A leading figure in liberal Judaism is struggling to ...
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