“Tel Aviv inhabitants are constantly claiming they are far more tolerant than the ‘primitive,’ ‘extremist’ Jews of Jerusalem, so this is the perfect way to welcome the tens of thousands of weekly Al-Aqsa attendees.” Jerusalem, January 15 – President-elect Donald ...
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The ruling will help clarify the law regarding a spate of alleged hate crimes in Germany. Frankfurt, January 15 – Following a ruling in which a German court refused to define an attack of a synagogue as antisemtism, instead seeing ...
Read More »Roger Waters Announces Concerts In Tel Aviv, Jerusalem
No plans have been made for protests or internet campaigns urging Waters not to perform in Israel. New York, January 11 – Former Pink Floyd frontman and boycott-Israel advocate Roger Waters announced today that he will perform a series of concerts ...
Read More »Military Court Convicts David Of Murder For Killing Disarmed, Wounded Goliath
Advocates for David called the move excessive, and criticized Israelite media for making the family of the slain Goliath into the victims of the incident. Elah Valley, January 12 – A panel of military judges voted to convict Israelite military ...
Read More »I’m Not Expressing A Political Opinion Until My Favorite Celebrity Decides
By Elizabeth Bauer, gossip junkie The elections might be over, but that doesn’t mean this great country has resolved its many political challenges, the road ahead remains fraught with uncertainty and different values on a collision course. Who can say ...
Read More »Sinister Plot Behind Every Obstacle Or Failure Facing Area Arab
“It turns out that my life is much more significant on a global scale than I had assumed.” Cairo, January 12 – A local merchant knows whom to blame each time he encounters adversity: the nefarious forces bent on undermining ...
Read More »Bibi Drooling At Political Hay Trump Making Of Adversarial Press
“He’d do almost anything to be accused of hooking up with hookers, maybe going on a serial killing spree and eating children,” observed one aide. Caesarea, January 11 – Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu has nothing but envy for the scale ...
Read More »Justin Bieber Removed From Synagogue Men’s Section
“Kudos to the gabbai for noticing quickly and doing something about it.” Toronto, January 11 – Pop idol Justin Bieber entered the men’s section of an Orthodox synagogue this weekend and was promptly asked to move to the women’s balcony, ...
Read More »ISIS Applying For Palestinian Citizenship To Escape ‘Terrorist’ Designation
Media coverage of Palestinian violence goes out of its way to avoid assigning blame to the perpetrators, focusing wherever possible on the Israeli response. Molenbeek, Belgium, January 10 – Jihadists around the world have begun to seek Palestinian citizenship as ...
Read More »Minister Of Transport Mulls Revoking License Of Truck Terrorist
Other possible measures under consideration include financial penalties for drivers who commit more than two vehicular homicides per year. Jerusalem, January 9 – Israeli Minister of Transportation Yisrael Katz is considering a unilateral move to cancel the driver’s license of ...
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