Analysts noted other close parallels between the First Daughters’ approach and the ongoing attitude of Iran to Obama. Washington, January 5 – Sasha and Malia Obama, the daughters of the outgoing US president, followed Iran’s lead in dealing with their ...
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Feed SubscriptionReal Estate Agent Sees You Think Trump Will Move Embassy; Has Bridge To Sell You
“I’m telling you, this is the deal of a lifetime, and I’m offering it to you.” Jerusalem, January 5 – A property agent who has noticed you believe President-elect Donald Trump will make good on his campaign promise to transfer ...
Read More »Btselem, Breaking The Silence Puzzled By Need For Trial Of Accused Soldiers
“We could have told you the moment the story happened that the guy is guilty – he’s an Israeli soldier.” Tel Aviv, January 4 – The manslaughter conviction today of an IDF sergeant in the unlawful shooting death of a ...
Read More »People, You’re Supposed To THANK The Jews For Making Me Die For Your Sins
By Jesus of Nazareth, Son of God Let me get this straight: the Jews are collectively held responsible for having me crucified, in doing so proving instrumental to my purpose in dying for all the sins of humanity, and you ...
Read More »Arab States Lament Dwindling Supply Of Nazi War Criminals To Harbor
The wanted men commanded units that committed atrocities across Europe during the war. Damascus, January 3 – Governments across the Middle East are confronting the shrinking number of Nazi war criminals with a mixture of resolve and concern, local sources ...
Read More »Pharaoh Adviser Insists Opposition To Hebrew Viceroy Merely Anti-Zionist
“Who is this guy, anyway, with no administrative experience beyond Potiphar’s estate and the prison?” Memphis, January 2 – An Egyptian official who has argued against the king’s appointment of a Hebrew former slave to a position second only to ...
Read More »Haredim Abroad Keeping Ninth Day Of Hanukkah Out Of Doubt
Some Haredim are questioning the reliability of the modern calendar. Boro Park, January 2 – Ultra-Orthodox Jews who live outside the Land of Israel are applying to the recent holiday of Hanukkah a stringency that has long been associated with ...
Read More »Following J-Street Lead, Enemies Of Israel Now Calling Selves ‘Pro-Israel’
“We’re following the trail blazed by Jeremy Ben-Ami and his group, with an assist from the New Israel Fund,” explained Roger Gasleiter of JCPOA Associates, a Washington-area firm. Washington, January 1 – Arab and Muslim countries long committed to the ...
Read More »Plastic Bag Law Takes Effect; Environment Saved Forever
Politicians can now move on to other important matters, such as whether or not the prime minster ordering a suit from a tailor means he is detached from the people. Jerusalem, January 1 – As of today, Israeli supermarkets will ...
Read More »Titus Cites UNSCR 2334 In Demanding Besieged Jerusalem Surrender
The Council automatically rendered the entire Jewish stronghold currently under siege an illegal entity that must be dismantled. Jerusalem, December 28 – The Roman general commanding the forces surrounding the Jewish capital sent messengers today to the leaders of the ...
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