By Audrey McAuliffe, High School Guidance Counselor Alex, I see you’ve filled out all of the proper forms for your college applications, and arranged for your SAT and SAT-II scores to be sent to the institutions of your choice. But ...
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A parallel change is expected to go into effect in May: women will then be prohibited from visiting a driving range. Riyadh, December 29 – New restrictions on women and driving are scheduled to come into effect on Sunday, the most ...
Read More »Zionist Union Accuses Ezra, Nehemiah Of Isolating Judea By Banning Intermarriage
“Bib- I mean, Ezra, go home.” Jerusalem, December 29 – Leaders on the political left in the Perso-Median province of Judea leveled harsh criticism at Ezra and Nehemiah for pursuing policies that only cause isolation when the society should be ...
Read More »God Wondering How Obama Knew About Secret Stipulation Of Holy Land As Jewish ‘Unless UN Says Otherwise’
“We’re still scratching our heads at it,” admitted the Archangel Michael. Heaven, December 28 – Supernal officials remained in a tizzy this morning, nearly five full days after US President Barack Obama engineered a UN Security Council resolution negating Jewish ...
Read More »Woman Cowering Under Bed Amid Chicago Gun Battles Glad Obama Finally Sticking It To Netanyahu
“This climax of a progressive, eight-year stab-in-the-back of the US’s closest ally in the Middle East gives me the hope I need to get through these difficult times.” Chicago, December 27 – A single mother of two cradling her little ...
Read More »Famous People Have Died 50% Of Days Local Dad Has Given Hanukkah Gifts
Avrahami, a plumbing contractor, admitted feeling torn, as he has been planning a buildup over the eight-day holiday toward an impressive finale on the last night. Gan Yavne, December 27 – Area father of 3 Ron Avrahami voiced apprehension today ...
Read More »UN To Wait On Setting Jerusalem Status Quo Till After Babylonian Conquest
“It goes against the established and consistent policy of the Venezuelan government going back to Hugo Chavez.” New York, December 26 – Diplomats at the United Nations reported today that the Security Council will hold off on a resolution fixing ...
Read More »I Remember A Time When The UN Settlement Decision Wasn’t The Only News On The Radio
By Arye Golan, Israeli Journalist There was a time, apparently in the distant past, that not every issue discussed in the Israeli media revolved around the UN Security Council’s decision to declare Israeli activity beyond the Green Line illegal. While ...
Read More »Ayatollahs Realize US Would, By Contrast, Veto Any UN Resolution Against Iran
“He’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.” Tehran, December 25 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic if Iran expressed confidence today that as opposed to the Obama administration’s treatment of its ally Israel, no United Nations ...
Read More »Flowers From Meretz To UN Stymied By BDS
At Meretz headquarters in Tel Aviv, party members debated sending a delegation to the Security Council and presenting the flowers directly. Tel Aviv, December 25 – Officials in the Meretz Party sought to send bouquets to the United Nations Security ...
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