PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

As evidence, the commission pointed to statements in Palestinian media to the effect that innocent Palestinians are routinely kidnapped and murdered by Israel. Emerald City, January 23 – An investigative commission has found that the transplanted organs given to two ...

“There never was a Temp – no, wait, we can’t use that claim yet,” hesitated Saeb Erekat. Ramallah, January 22 – Palestinian leaders warned that if the king of Israel moves forward with his plan to establish Jerusalem as the ...

By Former President Barack Obama It’s over. For better of for worse – I will of course always insist for the better – my two terms in office have elapsed, and now a new man occupies the Oval Office. That ...

British opponents of Brexit voiced bitterness at the prospect of not participating in the Union with Iran. London, January 17 – Officials in Tehran followed British Prime Minister Theresa May’s speech Tuesday with interest, noting that if, as she declared, ...

If unfed for too long, report observers, the monster lashes out by causing social unrest and terrorism. Jerusalem, January 18 – The creature lurking in Minister of Finance Moshe Kahlon’s wardrobe is beginning to grow and to demand greater quantities ...

“It’s just coincidence that Balaam and Jesus were killed at exactly the same age, and a man named Jesus was killed for abusing his spiritual power to perform miracles at around the same time that the more famous Jesus met ...

Part of the decision, explained adviser Ben Rhodes, was based on the prospect of Trump prioritizing the welfare and happiness of his daughter Ivanka’s family. Washington, January 19 – Among the last moves made by the departing president was the ...

Online comments account for an increasing share of mental health incidents, according to Central Bureau of Statistics data. Jerusalem, January 18 – Heads of various healthcare organizations and public health administrators called on Israelis today not to endanger themselves through ...

“If mid-air transmogrification technology has reached the hands of hostile elements, we face a serious challenge.” Umm al-Hiran, January 18 – Israeli defense officials expressed concern today that terrorist groups may have developed technology to change projectiles in mid-flight, after ...

By Ali Abunimah All of you dupes repeatedly wondering how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood are falling into the trap the Elders of Zion have set for you. What you really should be ...