“Who is this guy, anyway, with no administrative experience beyond Potiphar’s estate and the prison?” Memphis, January 2 – An Egyptian official who has argued against the king’s appointment of a Hebrew former slave to a position second only to ...
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Some Haredim are questioning the reliability of the modern calendar. Boro Park, January 2 – Ultra-Orthodox Jews who live outside the Land of Israel are applying to the recent holiday of Hanukkah a stringency that has long been associated with ...
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“We’re following the trail blazed by Jeremy Ben-Ami and his group, with an assist from the New Israel Fund,” explained Roger Gasleiter of JCPOA Associates, a Washington-area firm. Washington, January 1 – Arab and Muslim countries long committed to the ...
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Politicians can now move on to other important matters, such as whether or not the prime minster ordering a suit from a tailor means he is detached from the people. Jerusalem, January 1 – As of today, Israeli supermarkets will ...
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The Council automatically rendered the entire Jewish stronghold currently under siege an illegal entity that must be dismantled. Jerusalem, December 28 – The Roman general commanding the forces surrounding the Jewish capital sent messengers today to the leaders of the ...
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By Audrey McAuliffe, High School Guidance Counselor Alex, I see you’ve filled out all of the proper forms for your college applications, and arranged for your SAT and SAT-II scores to be sent to the institutions of your choice. But ...
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A parallel change is expected to go into effect in May: women will then be prohibited from visiting a driving range. Riyadh, December 29 – New restrictions on women and driving are scheduled to come into effect on Sunday, the most ...
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“Bib- I mean, Ezra, go home.” Jerusalem, December 29 – Leaders on the political left in the Perso-Median province of Judea leveled harsh criticism at Ezra and Nehemiah for pursuing policies that only cause isolation when the society should be ...
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“We’re still scratching our heads at it,” admitted the Archangel Michael. Heaven, December 28 – Supernal officials remained in a tizzy this morning, nearly five full days after US President Barack Obama engineered a UN Security Council resolution negating Jewish ...
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“This climax of a progressive, eight-year stab-in-the-back of the US’s closest ally in the Middle East gives me the hope I need to get through these difficult times.” Chicago, December 27 – A single mother of two cradling her little ...
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