Avrahami, a plumbing contractor, admitted feeling torn, as he has been planning a buildup over the eight-day holiday toward an impressive finale on the last night. Gan Yavne, December 27 – Area father of 3 Ron Avrahami voiced apprehension today ...
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“It goes against the established and consistent policy of the Venezuelan government going back to Hugo Chavez.” New York, December 26 – Diplomats at the United Nations reported today that the Security Council will hold off on a resolution fixing ...
Read More »I Remember A Time When The UN Settlement Decision Wasn’t The Only News On The Radio
By Arye Golan, Israeli Journalist There was a time, apparently in the distant past, that not every issue discussed in the Israeli media revolved around the UN Security Council’s decision to declare Israeli activity beyond the Green Line illegal. While ...
Read More »Ayatollahs Realize US Would, By Contrast, Veto Any UN Resolution Against Iran
“He’s been angling to abandon Israel since before he took office.” Tehran, December 25 – Leaders of the Islamic Republic if Iran expressed confidence today that as opposed to the Obama administration’s treatment of its ally Israel, no United Nations ...
Read More »Flowers From Meretz To UN Stymied By BDS
At Meretz headquarters in Tel Aviv, party members debated sending a delegation to the Security Council and presenting the flowers directly. Tel Aviv, December 25 – Officials in the Meretz Party sought to send bouquets to the United Nations Security ...
Read More »Muslims Call Display Of Hanukkah Lights An Assault On Their Religious Freedom
“Our community reserves the right to resist this onslaught of heresy by any means,” read the statement. Jerusalem, December 21 – Religious leaders in the Muslim community across Israel warned today that if millions of Israeli Jews kindle their annual ...
Read More »Germany To Restrict Movement Of Undocumented Trucks
“This society cannot allow its safety to be undermined by the actions of such vehicles.” Berlin, December 21 – Following the murder of 12 people and the injury of dozens more when a truck plowed into a crowded Christmas market ...
Read More »SHOCKER: Scientists Find Non-Synthetic Compounds In Sufganiya ‘Jelly’
The public health ramifications of the study, if confirmed by subsequent research, are yet unknown. Rehovot, December 22 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have discovered what are apparently actual non-artificial substances in the standard filling used for ...
Read More »Palestinian Security Confiscates Gold, Myrrh From Wise Men Visiting Bethlehem
Corruption and abuse of power have plagued the various organs of Palestinian internal security since their inception in 1993. Bethlehem, Judea, December 22 – A group of dignitaries from the East reported today that on their way to pay homage ...
Read More »I Hate Syrian And Iraqi Kids Even More Than I Hate Other Poor Kids
By Santa Claus ‘Tis the season! Now is when I do my final checks of those Naughty and Nice lists to make sure everything matches: which children of rich parents get fantastic, expensive gifts; which children of poor parents get ...
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