MK Haj Yahiah repeated the call to kill Ephron. Somewhere near Hebron, December 11 – A Hittite man who struck a lucrative real estate deal with a Hebrew patriarch was forced to conceal his whereabouts after receiving death threats from Palestinians ...
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Feed SubscriptionMuhammad Asks Facebook Users To Stop Tagging Him In Photos
It remains unclear to what extent Muhammad’s plea will be followed. Paradise, December 11 – The founder of the religion of Islam issued a plea today to his social network contacts to stop tagging his image in pictures they post ...
Read More »EU To Impose Strict 2-Rapes-Per-Migrant Limit
Critics of the measure expressed concern at its strictness. Malmo, December 7 – A spike in reported rapes that coincides with the influx of refugees and migrants from African and Middle Eastern countries into Europe has driven the European Parliament ...
Read More »Dinner Table Hardliner Declares ‘Death To Broccoli’
She contends creamed corn was displaced by the broccoli and is the rightful occupant of the left side of the plate. Givatayim, December 8 – Harari family members remained divided today over how to handle the extremist positions of dinner ...
Read More »IDF To Clear Moral High Ground Of Leftists Claiming It Under False Pretenses
“We’re preparing for anything,” intoned a grim Lt. General Gadi Eizenkot, the IDF Chief of Staff. Tel Aviv, December 8 – As IDF units undergo training to prepare for an anticipated forced evacuation of the Amona settlement outpost, a separate ...
Read More »You Jews Need To Be Realistic And Stop Trying To Survive
By John Kerry Diplomacy, like politics, is the art of the possible. You have to be realistic about what you can achieve. You Jews have lost sight of that principle, and insist on persisting, even thriving, despite longstanding indications that ...
Read More »Damascus Ophthalmologist Denies Complicity In 400,000 Deaths
If confirmed, the allegations would make Dr. Assad a possible second as a murderous practitioner of medicine only to notorious Nazi physician Joseph Mengele. Damascus, December 7 – An eye doctor accused of involvement the demise of hundreds of thousands ...
Read More »Herzog Hoping Buyers Of HaPoel Tel Aviv Also Want Labor Party
Both organizations have roots on the political left. Tel Aviv, December 7 – Zionist Union faction chief and Opposition leader Isaac Herzog voiced confidence today that if and when a buyer comes along to purchase and rehabilitate the ailing HaPoel Tel ...
Read More »Shepherd’s Union Says Jacob Violated Regulations By Moving Rock Off Well By Himself
In further violation of regulations, he proceeded to water the livestock of the shepherdess Rachel, daughter of Laban. Paddan Aram, December 6 – Representatives of the Aram Naharayim Herders’ Association called for sanctions against Jacob today after the latter allegedly ...
Read More »Trump Offers To Have Mexico Also Pay For Israeli Separation Barrier
Netanyahu aides, speaking on condition of anonymity, declined to comment on the specifics of the offer. Washington, December 5 – President-elect Donald Trump continued to insist today his administration will construct a wall along the US-Mexico border and that Mexico ...
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