Part of the decision, explained adviser Ben Rhodes, was based on the prospect of Trump prioritizing the welfare and happiness of his daughter Ivanka’s family. Washington, January 19 – Among the last moves made by the departing president was the ...
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Online comments account for an increasing share of mental health incidents, according to Central Bureau of Statistics data. Jerusalem, January 18 – Heads of various healthcare organizations and public health administrators called on Israelis today not to endanger themselves through ...
Read More »Rock Thrown By Arab Magically Transforms Into Sponge-Tipped Police Bullet
“If mid-air transmogrification technology has reached the hands of hostile elements, we face a serious challenge.” Umm al-Hiran, January 18 – Israeli defense officials expressed concern today that terrorist groups may have developed technology to change projectiles in mid-flight, after ...
Read More »The REAL Question Is: Who Benefits From The Woodchuck Chucking All That Wood?
By Ali Abunimah All of you dupes repeatedly wondering how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood are falling into the trap the Elders of Zion have set for you. What you really should be ...
Read More »Israelites Take Roundabout Sinai Route To Avoid ISIS-Sisi Fighting
Military analysts remain divided over the wisdom of the decision. Pi Hahiroth, January 16 – When the Children of Israel passed by here on the way to the Sea of Reeds several months ago, their leadership took a strategic turn ...
Read More »Prime Minister’s Office Shredder Technician Named Employee Of The Month Again
Avi Kastah, 40, earned the award keeping the machine in working order despite the high intensity of its operation. Jerusalem, January 16 – A low-level employee at Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s office has been given Employee of the Month honors ...
Read More »Donald Trump To Move Al Aqsa To Tel Aviv
“Tel Aviv inhabitants are constantly claiming they are far more tolerant than the ‘primitive,’ ‘extremist’ Jews of Jerusalem, so this is the perfect way to welcome the tens of thousands of weekly Al-Aqsa attendees.” Jerusalem, January 15 – President-elect Donald ...
Read More »German Court Also Calls Lynching Of Blacks Legitimate Criticism Of Liberia
The ruling will help clarify the law regarding a spate of alleged hate crimes in Germany. Frankfurt, January 15 – Following a ruling in which a German court refused to define an attack of a synagogue as antisemtism, instead seeing ...
Read More »Roger Waters Announces Concerts In Tel Aviv, Jerusalem
No plans have been made for protests or internet campaigns urging Waters not to perform in Israel. New York, January 11 – Former Pink Floyd frontman and boycott-Israel advocate Roger Waters announced today that he will perform a series of concerts ...
Read More »Military Court Convicts David Of Murder For Killing Disarmed, Wounded Goliath
Advocates for David called the move excessive, and criticized Israelite media for making the family of the slain Goliath into the victims of the incident. Elah Valley, January 12 – A panel of military judges voted to convict Israelite military ...
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