“We don’t need to know where the blood of an animal gets applied to the altar, or which internal organs get burned.” Wilderness of Sinai, December 15 – A coalition of Israelites representing all of the tribes but Levi petitioned ...
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“We have to protect the vulnerable population of pillow-fighters who did not ask to be hit.” Oberlin, Ohio, December 14 – A student activity intended to break the social ice and relieve some academic tension at a venerable academic institution ...
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The societal norm in Shechem is to kidnap, imprison, and rape girls whom one desires. Stockholm, December 14 – Sweden’s Minister of Foreign Affairs Margot Wallström suggested to Hebrew patriarch Jacob today that he and his family alter their perspective ...
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Hebrew officials dismissed the PETA allegations. Memphis, December 13 – A leading organization advocating for better treatment of animals has criticized the Hebrew leadership for abuse of snakes, citing a confrontation with Pharaoh’s sorcerers in which the creatures were transformed ...
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By Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu Thank you for attending this Coalition meeting on such short notice. I know many of you have important legislative and administrative business, and I do not take those commitments lightly. But we have yet ...
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“It will be a matter of mere weeks until we have completed the mission, and one hundred percent of the intended targets are eliminated in and around Aleppo.” Damascus, December 12 – A spokesman for Syria’s military announced this morning ...
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MK Haj Yahiah repeated the call to kill Ephron. Somewhere near Hebron, December 11 – A Hittite man who struck a lucrative real estate deal with a Hebrew patriarch was forced to conceal his whereabouts after receiving death threats from Palestinians ...
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It remains unclear to what extent Muhammad’s plea will be followed. Paradise, December 11 – The founder of the religion of Islam issued a plea today to his social network contacts to stop tagging his image in pictures they post ...
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Critics of the measure expressed concern at its strictness. Malmo, December 7 – A spike in reported rapes that coincides with the influx of refugees and migrants from African and Middle Eastern countries into Europe has driven the European Parliament ...
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She contends creamed corn was displaced by the broccoli and is the rightful occupant of the left side of the plate. Givatayim, December 8 – Harari family members remained divided today over how to handle the extremist positions of dinner ...
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