“‘Paperwork’ fees? Paper won’t be invented for two thousand years. What a racket.” Hebron, November 23 – The patriarch Abraham decided to buy his own burial ground to bury his late wife after encountering exorbitant prices to inter her in ...
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Feed SubscriptionLicking Election Coverage Wounds, NY Times To Publish Column By ISIS Leader
“A direct encounter with what these people have to say is preferable than to have it filtered through the lens of our editorial sensibilities.” New York, November 22 – A post-election assessment of the slanted coverage the publication produced during ...
Read More »Dead Sea Scroll Fragments Just Boy Practicing Forging Mom’s Signature
It remains unknown whether the boy ever succeeded in his quest. Qumran, Judean Desert, November 21 – Scholars exploring the remaining pieces of ancient parchment not included in the formal collection of writings known as the Dead Sea Scrolls have ...
Read More »Rabbinate Proposes Mechitza In Tanks To Facilitate Mixed-Sex Crews
The same kind of divider has facilitated the presence of both males and females in the same prayer space while maintaining dignified separation. Tel Aviv, November 21 – Amid resurgent controversy over the integration of women into military combat roles, ...
Read More »I’ll Buy This Cave Fair And Square So No One Ever Fights Over It
By Abraham My beloved Sarah has passed on after a hundred -twenty-seven years, and now I turn to the task of acquiring a burial place for her – that is, for us. It is appropriate, then, to integrate the reunion ...
Read More »Journalist Not Arrested By Erdogan Wonders If Gov’t Thinks He’s Already Dead
“I think it’s because of someone else’s obituary,” he surmised. Ankara, November 20 – One of the few remaining reporters or commentators in Turkey who has not been silenced or imprisoned by the authorities in the last several months has ...
Read More »For Trump Visit, Arab MKs To Throw Tiny Gloves Instead Of Shoes
“Trump is a bigot,” proclaimed the legislator, whose party supports homophobia and misogyny, and denied the legitimacy of Israel as a Jewish State. Jerusalem, November 16 – No date has been announced for the trip to Israel President-elect Donald Trump ...
Read More »Holy Land Completely Unaware It Supposed To Be Muslim
If the behavior of the land were any indication of its awareness, one might come to the erroneous conclusion that it favors non-Muslim rule. Jerusalem, November 17 – The strip of land nestled between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan ...
Read More »ICC Offering Reduced Sentences For States That Remain Members
Bensouda and her colleagues now face the prospect of a raft of withdrawals from the Court and the undermining of their effort to uphold international law. The Hague, November 17 – Plagued by a spate of recent withdrawals from the ...
Read More »Guy Also Named ‘Lot’ Tired Of Redirecting Lynch Mob To Other Lot’s House
“Why these people can’t keep their information straight, I don’t know, but I’m about ready to burn down the whole city just to get some rest at this point.” Sodom, April 15 – A man who shares a name with ...
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