“It’s quite possible Mr. Trump will shut down the hostile United Nations, nuke Iran to smithereens, and increase military aid to us by several billion dollars annually.” Jerusalem, November 10 – One day after Donald Trump soundly defeated Hillary Clinton ...
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Feed SubscriptionLiberal Mobs Call For Burning, Stoning Of False-Prophet Pollsters
The mobs of chanting protesters specifically called for Nate Silver, who administers Five-Thirty-Eight, to be handed over to them to be dragged through the streets and hanged in the public square. Washington, November 9 – Left-leaning voters and pundits in ...
Read More »African Children Reject Leftover Hillary Campaign Shirts, Hats
“I have six boys to clothe and can barely afford food, let alone new shirts for them. But I still have some shame.” Kigali, Rwanda, November 9 – Tribal elders and heads of families are reporting that under no circumstances ...
Read More »US Election Campaign Almost Over, Israelis Prepare To Watch TV Again
“I’m looking forward to checking Twitter again,” confessed Dahlia, who has been living in her apartment’s sealed room since the beginning of August. Haifa, November 8 – Israelis are looking forward to Wednesday and Thursday of this week, when the ...
Read More »UN: Abraham Used Excessive Force In Pursuing 4 Armies With His 318 Men
His campaign succeeded in seizing all the booty and prisoners taken by the four kings and their troops, at what the Human Rights Council has now called a disproportionate price. Oaks of Mamre, November 7 – The United Nations Human ...
Read More »Americans, Why Do You Need Elections AGAIN? Once Should Be Fine.
By Mahmoud Abbas, Palestinian President I don’t get it. You Americans can’t seem to leave well enough alone. You had an election back in 2004, and again in 2008. You even had one in 2012, as if the two previous ones ...
Read More »Egypt Devalues Pound, Palestinian Lives
Perversely, note economists, international pressure to increase the value of Palestinian lives has been directly exclusively at Israel. Cairo, November 6 – In keeping with the demands of the International Monetary Fund to stabilize and reform the country’s economy, the ...
Read More »Rabin Memorial Attracts Crowd From Across Segment Of Political Spectrum
Diverse voices could be heard at the rally, including journalists who took the opportunity to trumpet the fact that Netanyahu and his allies are silencing them. Tel Aviv, November 6 – Tens of thousands of Israelis gathered Saturday night to ...
Read More »Man Accused Of Leaking Disputation Questions To Nachmanides
“The rabbi knew exactly what points of Christian doctrine to attack, as if someone had gone through the Bible for him and marked the passages that undermine the faith.” Barcelona, November 2 – In the aftermath of Rabbi Moshe ben ...
Read More »EU Mandates Grade-School Courses On How To Be Dhimmis
“This commission agreed unanimously that training our young people to embrace this future is the wisest course of action.” Brussels, November 2 – A special commission of the European Parliament submitted its binding recommendations to the legislature today on the ...
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