The OCD with the OECD outpaced countries that typically top the charts in all the other OECD measures. Paris, November 3 – The Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development has released its annual report on each member state’s level of ...
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Feed SubscriptionTower Of Babel Clearly A Zionist Plot To Sow Division
The Zionist movement and global Jewry can now exploit the ensuing instability to consolidate assets and power. Land of Shinar, November 3 – Evidence is emerging that the failure of the collaborative project known as the Tower of Babel was ...
Read More »So Enlightened Of You To Ignore My Words And Say I Kill Jews Over The Lack Of A Diplomatic Horizon
By Hussein Jibril, stabbing attack planner Many of our apologists are educated people, which makes it a little strange to have them disregard what we actually say about violence against Jews and attribute it to something else. That must be what ...
Read More »Bloodshed Fans Hoping Syrian Civil War Goes Full Seven Games
“I do feel gratified that this series gave us fans a real show, instead of the blowouts we saw during the Arab Spring Training.” Aleppo, November 2 – Followers of the ongoing conflict between the regime of Syrian President Basher Assad ...
Read More »Labor Accuses God Of Monopolizing Bible With Pro-God Voices
There is not a single work in all of Tanakh written by someone who doesn’t see monotheism as a value, or who believes bribery to be just the thing. Tel Aviv, November 1 – Leaders of Israel’s main opposition party ...
Read More »Rabbi Rules Daylight Savings Means Only Waiting 5 Hours After Meat
“While anyone may still wait six hours, one should do so as a personal stringency, not as an observance of the actual law.” Jerusalem, October 31 – A leading arbiter of Jewish law has determined that the transition to standard ...
Read More »SJP Demands Local Y Stop Offering Krav Maga Course
Because of its Israeli pedigree, opponents of Israel’s existence and policies who study at the Urbana-Champaign campus have seized on it as a target of their pro-Palestinian advocacy. Chicago, October 31 – A chapter of Students for Justice in Palestine ...
Read More »Scholars: Haaretz ‘Likely A Forgery;’ ‘Utter Crap’
The team remains unsure what the motive might be for the elaborate hoax, since economic reward has not been associated with Haaretz for years. Tel Aviv, October 30 – Researchers at Tel Aviv University have determined that the daily publication ...
Read More »Heads To Roll At Mossad After Earthquake Hits Italy Instead Of Ramallah
Operation Re’ida was intended to sow further instability in Palestinian-administered territories by crippling Ramallah’s infrastructure. Tel Aviv, October 30 – Officials at Israel’s intelligence and clandestine operations agency promised a full inquiry today after the device intended to inflict an ...
Read More »If You’d Just Let Us Kill You, Maybe We’d Stop Killing You
By Bassem Tamimi, Palestinian activist Perhaps the most persistent argument in defense of the wall that keeps us Palestinians imprisoned is that it prevents attacks on Israelis. But that contention could not be more ridiculous, because if the Zionists would ...
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