A recent Pew poll found that 67% of Kurds agreed with the statement that “being whiny and nagging about Jews will get you recognition faster than historical, moral, or ethnic reasons.” The Kurdistan Regional Government, along with the main Kurdish ...
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Feed SubscriptionLeftist Elite To Create Israeli House Of Lords
“It would not be very progressive of us to simply accept the democratic will of the people – that is not what progressives do.” Tel Aviv, October 27 – A dangerous streak of democratic elections that failed to return the ...
Read More »MK Michaeli Demands Bible Be Modified To Include More Inspirational Women
“This should have been done years ago.” Jerusalem, October 27 – An opposition lawmaker known for pursuing female empowerment has promised to continue the fight during the coming winter parliamentary session with a legislative proposal that would require the addition ...
Read More »Wikileaks Documents Reveal David Duke Had Affair With Jewish Man
Duke always billed himself as a Christian-values candidate. Baton Rouge, October 26 – The latest Wikileaks release of communiques among political officials includes mention of a homosexual affair involving white supremacist and former Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Imperial Wizard ...
Read More »Ancient Palestinians Tired Of Zionist Time-Travelers Planting Jewish Evidence
Palestinians remain loath to approach the authorities about the phenomenon; they fear their claims will be dismissed as nonsensical. Bet Shemesh, October 26 – Palestinian farmers of the tenth century Before the Common Era have grown weary of Zionist conspirators ...
Read More »Flag That Survived Simchat Torah Suggests New Armor Possibilities
Normally, flags disintegrate, disappear, tear apart, or are otherwise destroyed within twenty minutes of their arrival at the Simchat Torah festivities. Jerusalem, October 25 – A paper banner on a stick that was used to celebrate the completion of the annual ...
Read More »I Urge Palestinian-Americans To Wait Till Nov. 9, Then Vote For The Winner
We Palestinians have always been challenged with choosing the winning side in any strategic disagreement. That is why I strongly recommend to our brethren who hold American citizenship to be extra cautious during this presidential election, and wait to see ...
Read More »Study Links Climate Change With Lack Of Israel-Arab Resolution
“It’s almost as if this conflict really does lie at the core of every major problem facing civilization.” Gothenburg, October 19 – A team of scientists at the University of Gothenburg have found what they claim constitutes a firm causative ...
Read More »If Abbas Addresses Knesset, Joint List To Boycott Over ‘Normalization’
“To pursue a path of conciliation would be a shameful betrayal of our paths to date.” Umm el-Fahm, October 21 – Members of the Joint List political alliance of mostly Arab parties voiced concern today over rumors that Palestinian Authority ...
Read More »World Health Organization Calls Clouds Of Glory A Pollution Hazard
Israelite leaders accused the organization of bias. Wilderness of Zin, October 20 – In the midst of the Sukkot festival celebrating the divine protection manifest in the Clouds of Glory that surround the Israelites in their journey from servitude in ...
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