“While anyone may still wait six hours, one should do so as a personal stringency, not as an observance of the actual law.” Jerusalem, October 31 – A leading arbiter of Jewish law has determined that the transition to standard ...
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Feed SubscriptionSJP Demands Local Y Stop Offering Krav Maga Course
Because of its Israeli pedigree, opponents of Israel’s existence and policies who study at the Urbana-Champaign campus have seized on it as a target of their pro-Palestinian advocacy. Chicago, October 31 – A chapter of Students for Justice in Palestine ...
Read More »Scholars: Haaretz ‘Likely A Forgery;’ ‘Utter Crap’
The team remains unsure what the motive might be for the elaborate hoax, since economic reward has not been associated with Haaretz for years. Tel Aviv, October 30 – Researchers at Tel Aviv University have determined that the daily publication ...
Read More »Heads To Roll At Mossad After Earthquake Hits Italy Instead Of Ramallah
Operation Re’ida was intended to sow further instability in Palestinian-administered territories by crippling Ramallah’s infrastructure. Tel Aviv, October 30 – Officials at Israel’s intelligence and clandestine operations agency promised a full inquiry today after the device intended to inflict an ...
Read More »If You’d Just Let Us Kill You, Maybe We’d Stop Killing You
By Bassem Tamimi, Palestinian activist Perhaps the most persistent argument in defense of the wall that keeps us Palestinians imprisoned is that it prevents attacks on Israelis. But that contention could not be more ridiculous, because if the Zionists would ...
Read More »Kurds Mulling Rebranding As ‘Palestine’ To Gain International Recognition
A recent Pew poll found that 67% of Kurds agreed with the statement that “being whiny and nagging about Jews will get you recognition faster than historical, moral, or ethnic reasons.” The Kurdistan Regional Government, along with the main Kurdish ...
Read More »Leftist Elite To Create Israeli House Of Lords
“It would not be very progressive of us to simply accept the democratic will of the people – that is not what progressives do.” Tel Aviv, October 27 – A dangerous streak of democratic elections that failed to return the ...
Read More »MK Michaeli Demands Bible Be Modified To Include More Inspirational Women
“This should have been done years ago.” Jerusalem, October 27 – An opposition lawmaker known for pursuing female empowerment has promised to continue the fight during the coming winter parliamentary session with a legislative proposal that would require the addition ...
Read More »Wikileaks Documents Reveal David Duke Had Affair With Jewish Man
Duke always billed himself as a Christian-values candidate. Baton Rouge, October 26 – The latest Wikileaks release of communiques among political officials includes mention of a homosexual affair involving white supremacist and former Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Imperial Wizard ...
Read More »Ancient Palestinians Tired Of Zionist Time-Travelers Planting Jewish Evidence
Palestinians remain loath to approach the authorities about the phenomenon; they fear their claims will be dismissed as nonsensical. Bet Shemesh, October 26 – Palestinian farmers of the tenth century Before the Common Era have grown weary of Zionist conspirators ...
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