Moses descended from the mountain and beheld the uncontrolled passion with which the masses were dancing about the idol they had adopted. Horeb, July 10 – The leader of the Israelites returned from atop Mount Sinai this morning to find ...
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Julius Streicher, a columnist for Haaretz, checked into Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv this morning. Tel Aviv, August 21 – A reporter for Israel’s only broadsheet daily newspaper underwent surgery today to repair a hernia that occurred as a result ...
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No serious mishaps have occurred as a result of the incessant update requests, but that remains a matter of time. Near Ashkelon, August 21 – Operators of Israel’s revolutionary missile interceptor system expressed cumulative annoyance today after countless months of ...
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“He’s been sitting on this thing forever,” said one staffer. Washington, August 18 – Sources close to US President Barack Obama reported today that immediately after returning to private life, the president intends to finally lay to rest questions of his ...
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By Ashraf Hakimi, Students for Justice in Palestine I’ve had enough of pro-Israel propagandists harming the Palestinian Muslim cause by taking my exact words, in context, and making them public, which results in people considering me a bigot and supporter ...
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“I can’t tell you how many of my friends have been stopped on the way to kill Jews,” said Zoabi. Jerusalem, August 18 – Legislators from the Arab-Israeli political party Balad voiced objections today to various security methods employed by ...
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“Oh my gosh, this is perfect,” remarked Ali Masri, who coordinates some of the organization’s online activities. Aleppo, August 18 – Images of a bleeding, dust-covered, five-year-old Syrian boy from this embattled ancient city have resonated internationally, highlighting the ongoing ...
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Experts were able to match the samples with an Arab child from Hebron who had disappeared this past February. Jerusalem, August 17 – Researchers at the Hebrew University have determined that spots of blood in chicken eggs come not from the development ...
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“This goes against everything I’ve been taught by The Guardian and Haaretz.” Raanana, August 17 – Public school teachers in Israel preparing for the 2016-2017 school year have discovered that the neither the Ministry of Education nor local governments have ...
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The US and Britain declined to use their vetoes, a move largely seen as a rebuke to the Israelites for not allowing themselves to be attacked with impunity. Horma, near Edom, August 16 – International condemnation followed the Hebrews’ military operation ...
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