To do so would require that users encounter those pages, which in turn requires that such users exist. Mountain View, CA, August 31 – Executives at Google have noted that whereas controversy has erupted for years over the use of ...
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Feed SubscriptionStrip Club Installs Mechitza To Attract Orthodox Clientele
“I did a little research on their lifestyle, and we’re moving forward with what I’ve learned.” New York, September 1 – A local gentlemen’s club has erected a barrier to separate female patrons from the males in order to cater ...
Read More »Media Demand Triple Wages For Serving As Judge, Jury, Executioner
“We are performing three valuable roles, and should therefore receive three times the payment.” Tel Aviv, September 1 – Israeli and foreign journalists issued coordinated statements today asserting that their constant performance of the duties of judge, jury, and executioner ...
Read More »Intelligence Budget Increases To Overcome Haaretz Paywall
A glance through Haaretz is as good as having a man on the ground in Pakistan, Sudan, or Iran. Tel Aviv, August 31 – Israeli defense and intelligence officials told reporters today that a reserve in the current budget for ...
Read More »Penn & Teller To Revive ‘Bulls**t!’ To Debunk Palestinian Claims
“We’ve always had a nagging sense that we needed to go back and tackle this topic.” Las Vegas, August 30 – A duo of prominent stage magicians known for their outspoken stances on political issues and for their vocal support ...
Read More »You May Have A Play Date When You Finish Assembling That Bomb
By Rania Massoul, Palestinian mother of 6 Waleed, you know the rules: all chores and homework must be finished before you are allowed to play with your friends, no matter how far in advance you arranged this play date. You ...
Read More »Haredim To Bolt Moses’s Coalition Over Mention Of Miriam’s Song
Moses has yet to respond to the demand, which gives him a deadline of nightfall tomorrow to decide between including the passage in the Torah and maintaining the fragile coalition. Wilderness of Shur, April 25 – Ultra-Orthodox members of Moses’s ...
Read More »Older Iraqi Misses Good Old Days When Jews Didn’t Fight Back
“Technology, politics, health care, and Jew-killing aren’t nearly as straightforward as they used to be.” Baghdad, August 24 – Rashid Muhammad, 90, has seen technological and economic advancement in his many years, but still considers his youth in Iraq a ...
Read More »Jerusalem Divided Over Goy Pride Parade
Community leaders among the ultra-orthodox have been engaged to prevent violence. Jerusalem, August 24 – An application by a group of non-Jews to march through the capital city of the Jewish State in a demonstration of political and cultural defiance ...
Read More »Ax Murderer Can’t Get Into Ax Murderer Club Without Protektzia
The need for “vitamin P,” as it is sometimes called, pervades almost every aspect of life in Israel, including leisure activities. Holon, August 25 – A serial killer who specializes in murdering his victims using wood-chopping implements complained today that the ...
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