The facility gets few visitors, as it has a limited budget to advertise its activities, and that traffic is mostly walk-ins looking for a bathroom. Jerusalem, September 15 – Passersby and workers in the downtown area of Israel’s capital have ...
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“This is a good look for him. The whole melanin-reduction treatment really brings out his eyes.” Florence, September 15 – Jesus Christ voiced satisfaction today that he had undergone procedures to reduce the activity of pigment-producing cells in his skin ...
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Competing against Israel or Israeli athletes is taboo, lest doing so grant legitimacy to the Jewish State. Algiers, September 14 – Sports officials in Arab and Muslim countries hostile to Israel voiced consternation today at the possibility that the International ...
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It was understandable the president thought that’s what we do, considering how everything has been handled with Iran. Washington, September 14 – White House officials told reporters today that President Obama was taken aback at discovering that the ten-year, thirty-eight-billion-dollar military ...
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The agent has a history of vigilante and maverick behavior, but his skills, personal contacts, and resourcefulness remain unmatched. New York, September 13 – Senior commanders in Israel’s secret intelligence service voiced frustration and anger yesterday with an operative who ...
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By Saeb Erekat Silly lion. Of course you can change the past. We do it constantly. You think I stick with only one story about my origins? I have several. The documented evidence, of course, says the tribe that produced ...
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The corpse of Israeli democracy had hardly grown cold since the last time Bibi ordered its killing. Jerusalem, September 12 – Experts pronounced the demise of Israeli democracy this week for the 456,798,746th time, a development they directly attribute to ...
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“We were like dreamers,” recalled Shad-Din Froideh, 77. Ramallah, September 11 – Purveyors of sweets in the Palestinian territories are recalling with fondness the booming sales they enjoyed following the attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon fifteen years ...
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“Obama is bending over – as well as bending over backwards – for us, enabling us to exceed the limits of the nuclear deal with no adverse consequences.” Tehran, September 11 – The international community’s inability to stymie North Korea ...
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“On top of the spire, at that symbolic height from the ground, and dominating everything beneath it, will be the Islamic crescent.” New York, September 11 – A coalition of Islamic groups is calling for the addition of a symbol ...
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