By George Soros Thus spake thy Lord and King George Soros: thou shalt construct for Me an Echo Chamber, of the finest pundits and plausible diversity. And the Chamber shall be 1600 cubits by 1600 cubits, that it may match ...
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One of the key prerequisites for improper discrimination to be defined as such, according to objective international standards, is that it be perpetrated by Jews. Cannes, August 15 – New scientific research has confirmed a long-suspected hypothesis according to which ...
Read More »Boycott Israel, Says Man Drawing Salary From Israel
“The moral step is to boycott this racist entity,” the MK argued. Montreal, August – A legislator earning a living from the coffers of the Jewish State called on other countries, individuals, and entities today not to do business or ...
Read More »Jews Fasting Today To Mock Palestinian Hunger Strikers
“It’s not only the hunger-striking prisoners in Israelis jails that the people who fast are mocking, but also the ones in Palestinian prisons.” Jerusalem, August 14 – Advocates for the welfare of Palestinians imprisoned by Israel are calling today’s Jewish ...
Read More »Waqf To Build Baseball Diamond On Temple Mount ‘For Glory Of Allah’
Waqf officials said they expected it to be competed by the spring of 2018, in time for the baseball season. Jerusalem, August 10 – The Islamic religious authority that administers the affairs of a contested sacred compound unveiled plans today for ...
Read More »Man’s Itinerary To Avoid Panhandlers Foiled By Police Incident
“He’s kicking himself because he knows he could have prevented this situation by better situational awareness.” Jerusalem, August 11 – A resident of Israel’s capital had his sophisticated plan to encounter no beggars on his morning trip to work met ...
Read More »IDF Seeks NYC MTA Experience On Ways To Make Hamas Tunnel Digs Never Finish
Chief among the IDF’s list of MTA achievements they wish to study is the Second Avenue subway line. Kibbutz Nir Am, August 11 – Israeli defense officials continue to seek innovative ways to neutralize or combat threats from Hamas and ...
Read More »What Does A Guy Have To Do To Get A UNHRC Resolution Around Here?
By Basher Assad, President of Syria I’ve been doing this repression thing for years and years. At first it was the not-so-subtle intimidation backed by the precedent of ruthless retaliation, but that eventually gave way to open warfare against my ...
Read More »Amnesty Launches App Detailing How Each Killing In Rio Israel’s Fault
“Our Rio Platform should put paid to the notion that we have some sort of obsessive focus on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.” Rio de Janeiro, Augist 10 – One of the world’s leading human rights organizations has launched an interactive database app ...
Read More »Left Calls Ban On Armed Uprisings Undemocratic
The People must have their will expressed in real terms, but voters keep getting in the way. Tel Aviv, August 10 – Leading figures in Israel’s progressive political community have denounced laws prohibiting coups d’état – especially by means of weapons – ...
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