“They are throwing off the schedule and endanger the project itself.” Jerusalem, August 3 – Workers laboring under King Hezekiah of Judah to divert Jerusalem’s water source from use by the advancing Assyrian army have repeatedly encountered Hamas forced laborers ...
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Feed SubscriptionNo, Mr. Abraham’s Servant, I’m Not Getting On A Camel With No Seatbelt
By Rebecca, daughter of Bethuel It is an honor for you to have come all this way to betroth me as a wife for the son of your master, sir. I am prepared to make the journey, and to become ...
Read More »France Removes Jewish Citizens From WWII Death Statistics
It is in keeping with France’s newfound – which is to say, rediscovered – honesty over how the society feels about Jews. Paris, August 1 – Following the omission of Jews from the litanies of terrorist attack victims in France over the ...
Read More »Meretz TV Demands Government Funding For Sake Of Independent Press
“The independence of Israeli journalism rests on it receiving funding from the entity from which it is trying to assert its independence,” explained Gilon. Tel Aviv, August 1 – Questions surrounding the establishment of a new government-owned corporation to manage public ...
Read More »Mideast Christians Already Feeling No Impact From Pope’s Auschwitz Visit
“Now that the pope has sounded the alarm, we can look forward to a much more robust policy of inaction.” Palmyra, July 31 – Christian communities facing genocide at the hands of the Islamic State and other forms of persecution ...
Read More »New Moon Signaled By Hilltop Fires Because Fax Already Obsolete
“Our ancestors used the fax, possibly as far back as the time of the Judges.” Hills of Samaria, July 31 – When the New Moon is proclaimed by the Court of Seventy Elders in Jerusalem later this week, agents of the ...
Read More »Israeli Entrepreneurs Increase Export Sales Of Blinders To EU, US
“Our chief competition is the shovel industry.” Hertzliya, July 26 – Israeli manufacturers of devices meant to restrict the vision of the wearer have noticed a marked uptick in sales of their products to countries recently experiencing increased terrorist attacks ...
Read More »Hamas Accidentally Digs Wrong Way, Floods Tunnels With Seawater
Fighters, workers, and child laborers scurried out of the passages via shafts in homes, mosques, schools, and public health facilities. Khan Younis Refugee Camp, July 27 – Hundreds of Hamas personnel and civilian workers in the underground system crisscrossing this ...
Read More »Me Have Solution To Arab-Israeli Conflict
By Cookie Monster People think just because me a monster, me not have sophisticated view of world. They also think because me focused on cookies, me not give due consideration to weighty issues. People make big mistake. Me have ideas ...
Read More »BDSers Clash With DNC Protesters Over Buying Israeli Flags To Burn
“You can’t use those!” they yelled. “Every time you buy one you support Occupation!” Philadelphia, July 28 – Demonstrators outside the Democratic National Convention at the Wells Fargo Center in the City of Brotherly Love became enmeshed in a vociferous ...
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