“You can tell he’s taking a page out my playbook – no, he’s taking my playbook and using it without permission, the bastard.” Cleveland, July 19 – Amid the backlash against apparent plagiarism by the wife of the presumptive GOP ...
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Feed SubscriptionMedia Call For Transparency After Reporters Barred From Holy Of Holies
A team of reporters and cameramen applied for access to film the rites that are performed once a year in the Holy of Holies, and were turned down. Jerusalem, July 18 – Journalist groups denounced the administration of the Holy ...
Read More »Erdogan Wouldn’t Let Elders Of Zion Plan His Fake Coup
“For a coup to be believable, you need the armed forces to be behind it, not just a few units with some others along for the ride.” Ankara, July 18 – Frustrated members of the shadowy Jewish conspiracy that runs ...
Read More »Death Creeped Out By Hamas Worshiping It
“I suppose you can say it Styx in my craw.” The Underworld, July 17 – The Grim Reaper voiced dismay this morning at rhetoric of the militant Islamist group Hamas to the effect that Israel must fear them because they ...
Read More »School Rushes To Issue 2015 Book List By Mid-Summer 2016
It represents a full eight months earlier than average. Jerusalem, July 17 – Administrators and educational staff at the Reishit School are scrambling to distribute the list of required books and materials for the 2015 academic year earlier than usual, ...
Read More »Consistent Use Of Correct Hebrew Proves Man Is Foreign Spy
“He was using the right verb form for the third-person feminine plural future,” recalled an agent. Tel Aviv, July 13 – Investigators in Israeli counterintelligence have caught a foreign agent when the man unwittingly exposed himself by being the only person ...
Read More »OMG, Rashi. Is It Too Late To Disable Comments?
By God Rashi, you and I have to have a word or two. This penchant of yours for submitting comments on almost every post of Mine has gotten out of hand. I’m going to have to explore the option of ...
Read More »‘Students For Justice In Western Sahara’ Protests Nonexistence
Students for Justice in Tibet, Students for Justice in Crimea, Students for Justice in Nagorno-Karabakh, and several other nonexistent groups expressed varying degrees of agreement. New York, July 14 – While the plight of the Palestinians gets much attention on ...
Read More »It Dawning On NGOs What ‘NGO’ Stands For
Perhaps defining themselves a non-governmental organizations should by definition require that in fact they not be de facto agents of foreign governments. Tel Aviv, July 14 – Following the passage of a law mandating greater disclosure for Non-Governmental Organizations that ...
Read More »Gulf Nations Gave To Gaza At The Office
Kuwait avoided the encounter entirely, preferring to hide in a maintenance closet until the coast was clear. Doha, July 13 – Arab and Muslim countries who pledged to help fund the rebuilding of Gaza Strip homes and facilities after the ...
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