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Why Didn’t The Hebrews Just Fire Pharaoh?

Why Didn’t The Hebrews Just Fire Pharaoh?

By Donald Trump Have you all read the book of Exodus? Great Book. Terrific book. Always holds my interest. But you know, there’s one thing about the whole saga of the Exodus I don’t understand: why didn’t the Hebrews just ...

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Bible Codes Spell Out ‘Trump Has Tiny Hands’

Bible Codes Spell Out ‘Trump Has Tiny Hands’

A verse in Deuteronomy that bars a man with severed or crushed genitals from marrying serves as the starting point for a string of letters. Jerusalem, June 26 – Scholars exploring the Biblical text for clues to current events have ...

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Palestinians Call Rahab Zionist Collaborator

Palestinians Call Rahab Zionist Collaborator

Police officials said Rahab ran a brothel in the wall of the city. Jericho, June 23 – Palestinian security officials announced today they will seek the arrest of Rahab the harlot, whom they accuse of collaborating with the Zionist occupation ...

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Hebrew Spies Steal Palestinian Fruit

Hebrew Spies Steal Palestinian Fruit

“This is nothing less than a naked attempt at genocide of Palestinian farming.” Wilderness of Paran, June 22 – Twelve Israelite men sent to reconnoiter the Holy Land prior to an intended invasion and conquest have stolen produce belonging to ...

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You Can’t Call Hitler A Nazi! It’s Too Emotive!

You Can’t Call Hitler A Nazi! It’s Too Emotive!

By Loretta Lynch, Attorney General There is entirely too much emotive language being used in our society’s rhetoric, especially in the aftermath of the Orlando shootings. If we are to face the myriad cultural, legal, security, and bigotry challenges with ...

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