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It Dawning On NGOs What ‘NGO’ Stands For

It Dawning On NGOs What ‘NGO’ Stands For

Perhaps defining themselves a non-governmental organizations should by definition require that in fact they not be de facto agents of foreign governments. Tel Aviv, July 14 – Following the passage of a law mandating greater disclosure for Non-Governmental Organizations that ...

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Gulf Nations Gave To Gaza At The Office

Gulf Nations Gave To Gaza At The Office

Kuwait avoided the encounter entirely, preferring to hide in a maintenance closet until the coast was clear. Doha, July 13 – Arab and Muslim countries who pledged to help fund the rebuilding of Gaza Strip homes and facilities after the ...

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God Tests Beta Version Of AutoCorrect On Balaam

God Tests Beta Version Of AutoCorrect On Balaam

On three separate occasions AutoCorrect successfully thwarted the use of incorrect or harmful words. Plains of Moab, July 13 – Sources within the software development section of the Heavenly realm revealed today that they have been field-testing an app that runs ...

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Islamic State Claims Credit For Trump

Islamic State Claims Credit For Trump

“The fist of Islam reaches into the depths of the enemy’s rear and strikes with the force of a thousand vengeances.” Medina, July 6 – The Islamic State has not claimed credit for perpetrating an suicide bombing attack yesterday at the burial site ...

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Rabbi Rules Fast Days Count As Diet

Rabbi Rules Fast Days Count As Diet

“Do you think the ninth of Av and the Day of Atonement, which are 25-hour fasts, can count more somehow?” Greenwich, CT, July 6 – A Jewish spiritual authority has weighed in on the physiological effects of the various fast ...

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