Herzog told advisers he wants to do something bold to capture public attention and support. Tel Aviv, June 20 – Frustrated by his inability to galvanize the Opposition he leads and facing challenges to his stewardship of the Labor Party ...
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Flying glass accounted for more than half the injuries. Tel Aviv, June 20 – Israeli medical crews rushed to treat dozens of far-left-wing activists today for injuries sustained after being hit by sacks of cash indiscriminately flung by the European ...
Read More »UN Blames Israel For Lousy Mobile Reception In Hamas Tunnels
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.” Khan Yunis, June 19 – United Nations officials issued harsh criticism of Israel today for the sorry state of wireless ...
Read More »European White Blood Cells More Likely To Let Pathogens In Unmolested
“I wonder if this is borne out statistically in the public health realm,” said Infectious Diseases specialist Angela Merkel of Berlin University. Göttingen, June 19 – Scientists at the University of Göttingen have discovered that the cells responsible for fighting ...
Read More »Harrowed Khamenei Describes His Orlando Nightclub Ordeal
Khamenei had dismissed his bodyguards for the Pulse excursion, a move he now questions. Tehran, June 15 – Now back in the safety of the Iranian capital, Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei described for well-wishers the tale of his ...
Read More »I Like Giving Conflicting Prophecies To Different Leaders
By God It never ceases to amaze Me how you humans get hold of an idea and force everything else to fit that idea, no matter how bloody or unpleasant the consequences. It also amuses me to no end (I ...
Read More »Experts: Israelites Asked For Meat Because Didn’t Know About Pizza
Only with that understanding, say the investigators, can one adequately account for their utter failure to request what is manifestly the finest non-miraculous food in existence. Kivrot HaTaava, June 16 – Analysts reviewing the recent behavior of the Israelites in ...
Read More »Joint List Denounces Terrorism Law As Discriminatory Against Terrorists
“An act of blatant discrimination against the population of terrorists living under Israeli rule.” Jerusalem, June 16 – Members of the Joint Arab List alliance in the Knesset condemned yesterday’s passage of a law toughening penalties for people convicted of ...
Read More »Man In Traffic Jam Does Civic Duty: Honks At Driver In Front Of Him
“I just did what I was supposed to do,” the father of three later recalled. Jerusalem, June 15 – A driver on his way into Israel’s capital today reacted with civic responsibility upon encountering a lineup of vehicles waiting to ...
Read More »Israel To Publish Porn Surfing Habits Of Hezbollah, Hamas Leaders
“Many don’t realize that we developed most, if not all, of the fixes out there that are marketed or portrayed as methods to defeat tracking, precisely as a method of conducting that tracking.” Herzeliya, June 15 – Israeli military and ...
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