Police officials said Rahab ran a brothel in the wall of the city. Jericho, June 23 – Palestinian security officials announced today they will seek the arrest of Rahab the harlot, whom they accuse of collaborating with the Zionist occupation ...
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“No matter what the result, we have a way of explaining how it benefits Jewish control of the world.” London, June 23 – Observers across the globe are watching the progress and outcome of Britain’s referendum today, anxious to discover ...
Read More »Hebrew Spies Steal Palestinian Fruit
“This is nothing less than a naked attempt at genocide of Palestinian farming.” Wilderness of Paran, June 22 – Twelve Israelite men sent to reconnoiter the Holy Land prior to an intended invasion and conquest have stolen produce belonging to ...
Read More »You Can’t Call Hitler A Nazi! It’s Too Emotive!
By Loretta Lynch, Attorney General There is entirely too much emotive language being used in our society’s rhetoric, especially in the aftermath of the Orlando shootings. If we are to face the myriad cultural, legal, security, and bigotry challenges with ...
Read More »Weed Grower Hoping To Get Marijuana Included In Temple Incense
“Have you ever looked at the list of spices, man?” she asked a reporter. “I mean, really looked?” Wilderness of Sinai, June 21 – A cultivator and purveyor of marijuana leaves aims to have her wares included in the special blend ...
Read More »Herzog Mulls Jumping Over Shark On Water Skis To Boost Appeal
Herzog told advisers he wants to do something bold to capture public attention and support. Tel Aviv, June 20 – Frustrated by his inability to galvanize the Opposition he leads and facing challenges to his stewardship of the Labor Party ...
Read More »EU Flings Sacks Of Money At Anti-Israel NGOs, Injuring 30
Flying glass accounted for more than half the injuries. Tel Aviv, June 20 – Israeli medical crews rushed to treat dozens of far-left-wing activists today for injuries sustained after being hit by sacks of cash indiscriminately flung by the European ...
Read More »UN Blames Israel For Lousy Mobile Reception In Hamas Tunnels
“It would have been more humane to enable the doomed people trapped in tunnels to play, for example, Candy Crush.” Khan Yunis, June 19 – United Nations officials issued harsh criticism of Israel today for the sorry state of wireless ...
Read More »European White Blood Cells More Likely To Let Pathogens In Unmolested
“I wonder if this is borne out statistically in the public health realm,” said Infectious Diseases specialist Angela Merkel of Berlin University. Göttingen, June 19 – Scientists at the University of Göttingen have discovered that the cells responsible for fighting ...
Read More »Harrowed Khamenei Describes His Orlando Nightclub Ordeal
Khamenei had dismissed his bodyguards for the Pulse excursion, a move he now questions. Tehran, June 15 – Now back in the safety of the Iranian capital, Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei described for well-wishers the tale of his ...
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