By Noah, Son of Lemech When I agreed to take on the task of preserving all the land-based life in the world, I expected some difficulty. It cannot be easy to tend to countless species, to keep predators and prey ...
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Feed SubscriptionBir Zeit Mathematics Students Aim To Prove Equivalence Of Terrorists, Victims
“My friends and I realized there is no better time than right now to get started on this project,” said Stabr. Ramallah, June 30 – Undergraduate researchers at this institution north of the Palestinian capital have launched a project aimed ...
Read More »Isaiah Unsure What Part Of ‘House Of Prayer For All Nations’ People Don’t Get
“Anyone ever heard of standing up to evil?” Jerusalem, June 29 – The Hebrew prophet Isaiah voiced exasperation today following the Israel Police’s decision to bar all non-Muslims from the Temple Mount for the remainder of the month of Ramadan ...
Read More »Palestinian Architect Can’t Find Israeli Schools’ Rocket Storage Areas
“If there’s anything my career as an architect in Gaza has taught me, it’s that hospitals and schools by nature double as weapons storage facilities.” Kfar Blum, June 29 – A member of a group of construction professionals from Gaza visiting ...
Read More »Egypt’s ‘Iron Pyramid’ System To Intercept Locusts, Hail
Pharaoh chose those plagues because they are the most likely to recur. Memphis, June 28 – Military engineers have been working day and night to develop technology for shielding the country against enemy plagues, a spokesman for pharaoh’s palace told ...
Read More »In Compromise, Obama To Ban Muslim Guns
Firearms are shielded by the Second Amendment, not the First. Washington, June 27 – This morning, President Obama ordered the immediate implementation of a ban on all firearms of the Muslim persuasion from entering the US, following weeks of tension ...
Read More »Ecologists Laud Assad For Helping Stem Human Overpopulation
The accomplishment is the result of a determined policy on the part of Mr. Assad and his government to reduce the number of people, a group that drains worldwide food resources. London, June 27 – Environmental researchers praised Syrian President Basher ...
Read More »Why Didn’t The Hebrews Just Fire Pharaoh?
By Donald Trump Have you all read the book of Exodus? Great Book. Terrific book. Always holds my interest. But you know, there’s one thing about the whole saga of the Exodus I don’t understand: why didn’t the Hebrews just ...
Read More »Bible Codes Spell Out ‘Trump Has Tiny Hands’
A verse in Deuteronomy that bars a man with severed or crushed genitals from marrying serves as the starting point for a string of letters. Jerusalem, June 26 – Scholars exploring the Biblical text for clues to current events have ...
Read More »Hazan Complains MKs On Status Of Women Committee Are Ugly
“Who is going to take these women seriously if they don’t take their own looks seriously?” Jerusalem, June 22 – Likud lawmaker Oren Hazan courted controversy again today when he described the female members of the Knesset Committee on the ...
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