Some have bought packages of Israeli candy without comment, but several did specifically ask whether there was any of local provenance. Dayariyya, West Bank, June 9 – Residents of this isolated town north of Nablus confessed they felt awkward last ...
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Feed SubscriptionReport: Israelis Killed In Shooting Allegedly Shopped, Dined First
At least one victim flagrantly ordered ice coffee. Tel Aviv, June 8 – Police investigating this evening’s shooting attack in the downtown area of this city are reporting initial findings that indicate all nine of the Israelis killed or wounded in ...
Read More »Academic Radical Proposes Anthropological Assoc. Discuss Anthropology
“There hasn’t been a crisis this big in the AAA since the Vietnam War,” said Executive Director Ed Liebow. Arlington, VA, June 8 – At the headquarters of this 10,000-strong organization, academics are reeling from the suggestion by one of ...
Read More »After Istanbul Bombing, Palestinians Scramble To Make It About Them
As more details emerge it will be easier to seize on one or two of the details of the attack and use them to shoehorn the Palestinian issue to center stage. Ramallah, June 7 – A powerful car bomb exploded in ...
Read More »We’re So Indigenous, The Land Came From Us
By Mahmoud Abbas I’m getting tired of having to reiterate our ancient claim to the land of Palestine and how it far precedes that of the Jews, so let me settle this once and for all by establishing that we ...
Read More »Haaretz To Charge Users To Submit Non-Left-Wing Comments
“Providing quality journalism is not cheap, and what Haaretz does costs money, too.” Tel Aviv, June 6 – To maintain the ideological consistency of its online platform and to boost its struggling bottom line, the Haaretz newspaper’s web site will ...
Read More »Left Insists Hezekiah Give Half Of Jerusalem To Assyrians
“Let’s face it, in any case, the Assyrians are a demographic time bomb.” Jerusalem, June 5 – Leaders of the self-styled Peace Camp in the Kingdom of Judah are urging King Hezekiah to surrender half of the capital city to ...
Read More »Fatwa: Depicting Israel Forbidden, As Negev Shape Too Erotic
“There is a violation of modesty, often in public, that occurs when one displays such an image.” Cairo, June 5 – A new religious ruling by one of the Muslim world’s leading clerics makes it a violation of Islamic principles ...
Read More »IDF Cadet Pretty Sure He Missed Knife-Planting Portion Of Training
His commanders have not exhibited understanding, or taken his complaint seriously. Camp Schneller, June 4 – Private (First Class) Lior Amedi expressed near-certainty today that his basic training regimen for the combat unit he will soon join did not include ...
Read More »Community Has Kosher-Style Food, Moral-Style Behavior
“I don’t so much give my congregation moral guidance as I do moral-style guidance.” Snellville, Georgia – In this suburb of Atlanta, Temple Beth David’s Reform Jewish congregation offers a full range of religious-style services, bringing Jewish-style worship to Gwinnett County. ...
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