I hope the Admissions Committee at Harvard appreciates the extra effort I had to put into this application.
Read More »Crap. Left My Harvard Application In A Tunnel The IDF Blew Up. Have To Plagiarize It All Over Again.
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Man Hopes War Continues To Keep Away Reservists, Foreigners Who Would Otherwise Beat Him In Marathon
"They should stay till this thing is absolutely over."
Read More »ICC To Probe Whether Israel Behind Stampede That Killed Mufasa
Analysts take it as a foregone conclusion that the ICC will move to initiate a full criminal case against Israel.
Read More »Citing Load Strain On Ballot Boxes, Election Commission Disqualifies Your Mom
Your mom has faced barriers before, but in most cases not noticed them before her gargantuan bulk rendered the barriers a mere detail in the craters she creates.
Read More »Zionists So Sinister They Fooled Hamas Into Filming Own Participation In Fake Rapes, Massacres
Sharing those nonexistent escapades on various Telegram channels to boast of their domination over, and degradation of, the hated Jews.
Read More »Gaza Imam Vaguely Recalls Mosque Used For Something Other Than Hamas Tunnel Access, Arms Storage, Can’t Remember What
"I know it sounds bizarre."
Read More »Chazan At Shul With Best Kiddush In Town Thinks People Come To Hear Him Sing
"Ten times the number most of the other shuls in the area get."
Read More »Homework Load Denounced As Disproportionate, Possible Crime Against Humanity
They must sit for up to an hour per school day to complete tasks in disciplines that the classroom instruction time should have sufficed to impart.
Read More »Only Matter of Time Before Tourists Start Taking Duckface Selfies At 10/7 Massacre Sites
The narcissistic phenomenon has not already occurred only because the Gaza Envelope remains a closed military zone.
Read More »Pro-Palestine Demonstrator Gets Massive Love By Hijacking Chicago Parade Float, Singing
Grooving to the sounds of justice for Palestine.
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