“I don’t so much give my congregation moral guidance as I do moral-style guidance.” Snellville, Georgia – In this suburb of Atlanta, Temple Beth David’s Reform Jewish congregation offers a full range of religious-style services, bringing Jewish-style worship to Gwinnett County. ...
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Few Syrians have access to kale. Park Slope, June 1 – A group of socially-conscious, politically-aware Brooklyn residents have decided to help alleviate the suffering of the embattled Syrian people by collecting their excess leafy greens and donating them to ...
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“We can now put this unfortunate episode behinds us,” intoned Corbyn. London, June 2 – A study of the sea floor commissioned by the Labour Party to look for evidence of bias against Jews has concluded that the phenomenon does ...
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By Mustafa Mustashi, Ramallah schoolteacher All right, class, settle down. I’ve been hearing a lot of talk lately about lying, about getting caught lying, and the consequences of lying. So I want to make one thing perfectly clear to each ...
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“We know how dangerous images can be, and we’re not going to allow the Gay Agenda to dictate people’s understanding of Holy Writ.” Bnei Brak, June 1 – In anticipation of the annual Tel Aviv Gay Pride parade, a coalition of ...
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“We need their informed take on why what’s happening in Venezuela is actually a positive thing.” Jerusalem, June 1 – Members of Maki, Israel’s Communist Party, have offered little to no comment on the current crisis in Communist Venezuela, where ...
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“For the eternal life of me, I can’t fathom where the confusion lies, and what else they might have expected.” Paradise, May 31 – Supernal sources are reporting that recent arrivals in the Islamic Martyrs Pavilion in Heaven are expressing ...
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Trainers and staff with the Syrian firing squad team have been practicing intensively for years, often gunning down hundreds of people a week. Damascus, May 30 – Syrian President Basher Assad is reportedly fuming at a decision of the International ...
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“We really must develop a coherent approach to this problem, because it’s not going to go away. I mean, it will, and that’s the problem, but – you know what I mean.” Jerusalem, May 30 – Three teenage suspects in the ...
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Israel only came into existence in 1948 as a state, and could therefore not be selected as a target when nuclear weapons first became available. Hiroshima, Japan, May 29 – US President Barack Obama paid a historic visit to the ...
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