American credibility had been lost in the air over Syria more than a year and a half ago. Raqqa, Islamic State, Eastern Syria, March 31 – A covert military operation involving Green Berets and Navy SEALS deep inside Islamic State-controlled ...
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“Pinkwashing is supposed to be this huge endeavor, so I’m looking forward to lucrative overtime pay.” Haifa Bay Industrial Zone, March 30 – A local manufacturer of paints, dyes, and other chemicals hopes to see a sign very soon that ...
Read More »N Korea Bitter Iran Gets More Rewards For Violating Nuke Deal
“The double standard glares.” Pyongyang, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, March 30 – Leaders of the rogue North Korean state expressed jealousy and resentment today that Iran’s violations of its agreements with the West over the country’s nuclear weapons program ...
Read More »Deri Accused Of Letting Others Cut Line At Knesset Cafeteria
It could be the first opportunity for MKs to exercise the bill that passed its preliminary reading yesterday, which okays the expulsion of a lawmaker if 90 votes can be secured. Jerusalem, March 30 – Police officials announced today they had opened ...
Read More »Sir, You Didn’t Select A No-Hijacking Seat On Your Flight
By Fatima Saidi, EgyptAir Customer Service Representative Good morning, sir. How can I be of service today? Yes, I understand. Have you reviewed our refund policy? Good, good. Then let me file your request for a- oh, wait. This might not ...
Read More »New IDF Rules Call For 8 Weeks’ Counseling Before Opening Fire
Four of the counselors are in Bnei Brak. Tel Aviv, March 28 – In the wake of an incident in which an IDF soldier allegedly shot and killed a Palestinian attacker who had already been incapacitated, the Israeli military has ...
Read More »Trump: Uninvited Guests Will Pay For Wall To Keep Them Out Of Bris
“It’ll be an amazing wall, just the greatest wall you’ve ever seen. Huge,” he added. New York, March 28 – Real estate magnate and Republican Party presidential hopeful Donald Trump promised family and friends today that only certain people would ...
Read More »Palestinians Arrest Man For Smuggling In Government Transparency
Israelis seem to traffic in the stuff more than anyone else in the region, and the authorities view such dealings as suspect. Ramallah, March 27 – A mid-level official at the Palestinian Ministry of the Interior has been detained and ...
Read More »Woman At Nudist Resort Told To Stop Breastfeeding In Public
Guests had mixed reactions to the episode. Kibbutz Ein B’gadim, Israel, March 27 – A mother nursing her baby at this naturist facility on the Mediterranean was confronted by representatives of the administration for doing so in full view of ...
Read More »After Brussels Attacks, Europe Promises Stronger Cowardice
“We know better than to let a fascist ideology creep across the continent without taking forceful measures of abject surrender in response.” Brussels, March 23 – The deadly terrorist attacks in the Belgian capital Tuesday have sparked a fierce desire across ...
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